Lauren says too much

Lauren couldn't take it anymore. She was an adult dammit, and everyone had to know! This was destroying her oversized ego and she couldn't have it!

"No dammit!" Lauren yelled. "I'm not a little girl! I'm an adult! It's me! Lauren! MY NAME IS LAUREN ADKINS, LOOK AT ME!"

Lauren screamed at the top of her lungs, waving her hands overhead frantically. Everyone stared at this naked figure having a total outburst, completely baffled.

"Lauren?" David asked, coming from the water behind her, along with all of Vanessa's friends. "Wait... I don't understand."

"Could it really be?" Monica asked incredulously.