Lauren says an age, but...

"I... I'm 18." Lauren said. There. She'd shaved two years off her age. That should satisfy them.

To Lauren's shock though, they all laughed.

"Good one Larry!" Monica giggled.

"What? I'm 18!" Lauren insisted.

"Come on Larry, there's no way we'd buy that!" One of the guys said.

"Why not?!" Lauren demanded.

"Well, for one thing your like five foot zero." Betty pointed out.

"Also, you're like totally hairless, and there's this thing called puberty." David pointed out.

Of course Lauren was hairless! She shaved everything below the eyebrows daily. But, she now realized this undercut her claim. With her hands over her crotch it was still clear she had no pubic hair at all.

"And Larry, all us girls saw your little weewee." Betty laughed. "And, with a thingie that small, you should be grateful you're not 18 yet!"

Everyone laughed as Lauren's cheeks burned. Another backfire, and a harsh one. So now, she hadn't just lost her womanhood, but her adult status entirely?

"Well, I guess it's fine if he hangs out." David said with a shrug. "He might be gay, but he's just a kid! So don't worry, you're safe with us. None of us adults think of you like that."