Lauren is fed up!

Lauren had enough. Okay, she was forced to wear this embarrassing outfit, after a whole day of embarrassment. In fact, this week had been one shameful disaster after another. But, she didn't have to just sit here and take it. She was Lauren Adkins! Local debutante with a reputation of fierce beauty and refinement. People were supposed scared of her, not openly mock her! So, she decided enough was enough, and shot back at these bullies in the park.

"Listen up you trailer trash, high school dropout sluts." Lauren shouted, attracting even more attention from passerbys. "Where do you get off bad mouthing me? I'm Lauren Adkins! Everyone in this town knows me. The girls want to be me, and the guys want to sleep with me. Everyone is jealous of me, and you think a couple townie losers are going to get the better of me? Think again you brain dead skanks!"

The bully girls were shocked into silence. They were used to their vicious words and numbers intimidating everyone immediately. They weren't prepared for such aggressive push-back. Lauren smirked, putting her hands on her hips, feeling her confidence return...

...And Dennis decided this was the perfect moment to make his next wish and escalate the situation.