Lauren bares her soul along with her body

Lauren is having a rough day. Possibly one of the roughest in a long time, and as the particulars of her pathetic situation start to dawn on her, she just can't muster up the energy to lie and hide the truth.

So she tells it all.

Her less-than-impressive post-high-school life. The lousy jobs, the pandemic, the loneliness, all the eating, the massive debts, all the way up to her humiliating stripping at the hands of the repo women.

Dennis stands there silently through it all.

"And now... *sniff* I don't even have any clothes!" Lauren gestures.

She wipes her nose on her arm.

"And I'm sure they towed my car too... and the landlord has evicted me..."

Lauren turns to Dennis, completely lost.

"What am I going to do?"

She looks like a lost little kitten (well, ok, not little), and Dennis... well, he's always been easily manipulated by women.

"Maybe I can help," he says.

That poor fool.