Lauren’s crushes

Lauren has had a long list of lovers whether they be mutual or not.

To break them down:

Kyle - Varies from a nerd to average guy often has a long schlong.

Jason - Hotty lifeguard/jock has an anaconda between his legs

Emily - Childhood friend reunited, lover.

Dennis - Nerd who has a very one sided crush on Lauren. Acorn for a penis.

Other characters appear much more sporadically. Lauren in general is bisexual though more like 80% heterosexual 20% homosexual. And sometimes she’s just really horny.