Lauren's secret past revealed!

"Vanessa, don't tell him!" Lauren said, sounding frantic.

"OH come on, he's your husband!" Vanessa pointed out.

"Yes, and it's wrong to keep secrets from your spouse." Their mother pointed out.

"Secrets? What secrets?" David was now totally confused. "Would someone mind telling me what you're all talking about?"

"Well, growing up Lauren had become totally serious and uptight." Vanessa explained. "She had this whole reputation as little miss perfect. But then, around her 20th birthday, she somehow kept ending up naked in public!"

"R... really?" David asked, a bit shocked.

He looked to Lauren who was looking down, face bright red.

"Oh yeah." Vanessa laughed. "But it wasn't just that she would end up naked. You see, it turned out Lauren was using some... enhancements. So, when she was caught without clothes she looked totally different!"

"Different how?" David asked, confused.

"It turned out that Lauren had been wearing a padded bra, Spanx, and Lyft shoes!" Veronica jumped in, to Lauren's tuter mortification.

"Is that true?" David looked genuinely shocked.

"Oh yeah!" Vanessa laughed. "Lauren had this reputation for having this amazing figure, but it turned out to be all a lie!"

"I can't believe you never told him this." Veronica said to the now humiliated Lauren, sounding disappointed.

"Oh, that means you haven't seen the pictures!" Vanessa said to David excitedly.