Laundry problems

"3 weeks ago my mother caught me masturbating." The young man answered. He could see his new therapist didn't have any reaction not that he expected it, it was a pretty tame explanation after all. What he didn't expect was her silence and her waiting for him to go on like she knew it wasn't the whole story.

"She caug ... she caught me masturbating in the laundry room holding her panty." John embarrassingly said.

"Humm, ok ... you said it was 3 weeks ago, I know it's not that hard to get an appointment with me so did something else happen or it just took her some time to process the event and decide on a course of action?" The therapist probed. John couldn't believe his bad luck, it was already embarrassing enough did she really have to probe further? He could lie but with his life on the line, he decided to bite that bullet.

"Yes, a couple of days ago she entered my room without knocking while I was jer ... umm masturbating." John started but was cut off by Dr.Valentine.

"You should use the words you are the more comfortable with, John. I won't be offended because of jerking off, or dick, cock, tits, etc..." The doctor pointed out with a sweet voice.

"Sure, so she entered, like at the worst moment possible, and I ..." John was about to say something but decided to take the doctor's advice and use his words. "Well, I came right when she entered. My room is small so my computer chair is very close to the door and when I do my thing I face the door so when she entered it threw me off and I panicked a little ... she ended up receiving some of it on her breas ... on her tits and her chin. She was furious and well ... here we are." John confessed feeling equally mortified and relieved it was done. He expected Dr.Valentine to go into a deep explanation as to why his mother felt furious and why she had sent him here but that's not at all what he got.

"Hmm, I don't see why she would think you need a therapist. It was her fault for entering your room unannounced. I can see the bra incident being the reason but she didn't do it then, is there anything else? Something you might think is not important? You said she was furious, did she say anything out of the ordinary?" The therapist questioned.

"hum ... maybe, she said something like 'what the hell! what's wrong with your thing, that's disgusting!" John revealed looking at the ground. Since that day he had wondered about what she meant, from what he could tell his penis looked perfectly normal. He even tried to search online for unusual penises but found nothing that would apply to him.