Laughter

Silence followed. And was immediately cut with laughter, howls of laughter. The neighbor was borderline crying as she laughed at your predicament

“I’m sorry Miss Could you help me? I’m locked out?” I pleaded

“Wait wait” she managed between laughs. “You- you’re locked out like THIS?” Laughter drowned your ears and sunk your spirits

“Please” I winced, face red now from embarrassment

“Show me your dick” she said smirking

“What?” I asked confused

Pulling out her phone, aiming the camera on me

“Pull out your dick and I’ll ‘help’ you”

My penis shriveled with dread