Lap 1 + shooting 1

D: As expected Senegal took the early lead. Atoumane is pulling with strong strides that none of the other guys can follow.

E: It’s quite impressive, but look at his face. He is contorted in pain.

D: Yes, but look at the Ukrainian guy, Evgeniy. He seems unfazed by the pain.

E: Oh yes, it looks so effortless for him.

D: Bear in mind that he was ballbusted since he was a child, so he does not feel as much pain as the other men.

E: The Indian guy has already a boner! He has a beautiful hardon.

D: Yes, As I said, he is the one that enjoys the races the most. I hope his hardon will go down before he reaches the line. That hardon would be an inconvenience on the shooting range.

E: Senegal is much ahead of the others. They have completed half lap already.

D: Yes, at this point Senegal 1st, Ukraine 2nd and USA 3rd, not big surprises so far.

E: The cameramen are now offering us close ups of the men’s balls. The Spanish guy’s balls are already very red.

D: Yes, Beatriz, his partner and wife always tie the knot very tight. It’s a wonder he had not suffered a rupture yet.

E: Also, it’s hypnotic to see these men’s balls pulling so much weight.

D: It is, but look at that. Senegal is very close to the finish line and Atoumane is getting an erection.

E: Oh, shit! That dick is gigantic! How is he going to be able to introduce his balls in the hole with such a big hardon?

D: I am not sure he will be able. But, we will know soon. They have reached the finish line, so Lisa is untying him. The rest of competitors are still on the course.

E: Yes, Lisa untied him and both run to their positions. Lisa has already taken the gun. Atoumane just pushed his gigantic dick to the wall and introduced his balls on the hole. He has done it very quickly.

D: He has, Elly, but remember that the rules state that the balls should be hanging from the hole. Atoumane has just positioned them on the hole, so the juries will have to decide if this is valid or if they get any penalization.

E: Meanwhile, Lisa is shooting, she has already hit him twice. He screams like a soprano each time she hits him. I love to see that, such a big, manly man, screaming like that.

D: I am sure he is in a lot of pain. Ukraine and the USA are now also in the shooting range.

E: The Ukrainian guy is so stoic. He does not even flinch each time she hits him.

D: Yes, that’s impressive, but he was born for this. Our Jack is also quite stoic. He does not scream but we can see the pain in his face.

E: Also, his balls are already badly bruised. Are you still holding on to your bet?

D: Yes, I am. By the way, Senegal had already finished their first shooting round and they are resuming the race. All the other teams are still in the shooting area.

E: Ukraine and USA have also finished, almost at the same time.

D: Germany will probably be the next as Helena has already hit Andreas four times.

E: I am impressed by the Indian guy. He is smiling and he laughs each time she hits him. Also, it seems his erection faded as he had no problems to put his dick in the hole.

D: look at Spain, they were the last to reach the shooting area but she is very fast and accurate with the shooting.

E: oh yes, look at the Spanish guy. He has tears in his eyes!

D: Yes, she is so fast at shooting that the poor Sergio has not even time to recover. His balls are getting redder by the moment.

E: So, now all the teams have finished the first lap.

D: Yes, Senegal is in the lead, with 25 seconds, over USA, who are now second and Ukraine, 3rd. Germany 4th, Sweden 5th, Spain 6th, India 7th and Australia 8th.