Kyle, 35 y.o. married with 2 sons

Kyle was born and raised in Maddington. He had heard about strange things happening in the town but never considered moving as he really loved his town.

He had married his high school girlfriend Leah 15 years ago and they had 2 sons.

Kyle was a 6’2” tall guy with a stocky build. He was muscular a few years ago but had gained some weight in the last few years so he had a bit of a belly. He was also very hairy which gave him a very manly appearance. Down there, he was a little below average. His flaccid circumcised dick was 3” soft and 5” hard.

Kyle and Leah had not had sex for at least one year. They still loved each other but the passion had disappeared. At first, Kyle masturbated every night, then he started masturbating once a week but lately he had not masturbated for almost a month.

One day when he got up to go to work he tried to grab his dick to pee and he realized that it was not there!. He looked himself in the mirror and realized that it was retracted inside himself. He had never seen it that small, not even when he skinny dipped in that cold lake.

“What the fuck! – exclaimed Kyle

“I am on a strike” – a grumpy male voice said.

“Who’s there?” – asked Kyle scared.

“It’s me your dick, little Kyle or Kylie, if you prefer” – said the voice.

Kyle noticed that each time the voice spoke his penis was moving slightly so it had to be true: his penis was speaking!

“Nice to meet you little Kyle, why are you speaking?” – asked Kyle in disbelief.

“You should not be that surprised. As you seem to think more with your penis than with your brain, I have gained the ability of thinking and even talking” – said Kyle’s penis.

“That’s fascinating, dude, but why are you retracted inside of me?” – asked Kyle.

“As I said: I am on strike. You have been ignoring me for so long now and I needed to take action” – explained the penis.

“What do you mean?” – asked Kyle. He was not the sharpest knife in the shed.

“What do you mean? What do you mean?”- repeated the penis mockingly – “I mean that you had not fucked your wife for a year: a whole year without fucking!. At first, at least you tried to compensate masturbating, it’s not like your two fingers are the same as Leah’s pussy, but it was something, at least. But, lately, you forgot about me so I decided to retract until you solve this matter”.

Kyle was dumbfounded and did not really know how to respond to that. It was true that he was not needing that much sex lately, but maybe his penis was right, and he should take any action.