Kristen Stewart and her Fiancé

You live in the pool house of Kristen Stewart and her fiancé Dylan Meyer. One day they were sitting on the back step of their mansion.

You walk out of the pool house, and they call you over.

"Hey, this is awkward, but we need you to move out," said Kristen.

"Why?"

"Well, we're about to get married, and...."

"You're a free-loader," said Dylan.

"What she said," added Kristen.

"Can I at least try my hypnosis on you? I've been training to become a stage hypnosis, and if it works, I can earn a living at it."

"Whatever, just..." said Kristen.

Dylan cut her off. "Let him try it."

"Fine," said Kristen.

A few minutes later, the bisexual Kristen and her lesbian fiancé were entranced.