Kitten Cola, Leaky Lemon, Futa Froth

You scan the infinite buttons, thinking about what you'd like. Actually, if this has all the flavors...

There was a limited-edition soda a couple years ago that you have been wanting to have again for so long. It was a lemon-flavored cola with a bit of vanilla cream taste. As the thought crosses your mind, your eyes land on the flavor buttons necessary to recreate this.

Dozens of Cola buttons fill your vision, you press Kitten Cola pretty much at random. Then... Leaky Lemon? Weird but sure, whatever. Now for the cream...

Okay Futa Froth is too crazy not to pick. Like... you know what a futa is, you've watched porn.

You push the dispense button and step back.

A glass bottle slides into the dispenser, and your drink gets poured in. Dark fizzy caramel of the cola, a bright yellow of lemon, and the foamy white cream swirl together in the bottle but don't quite mix, creating a strange effect that makes you nervous as the RealityMix opens for you to grab the bottle.

It smells just like you remember, the sweet spice of cola and the crisp snap of lemon, with a hint of vanilla beneath it.

Time to drink and see if it tastes the same, too.