Kinktober #6

This is a story set in an orignal monster girl setting.

Fool / Teacher

"What hogwash is this supposed to be?" The man in impeccable gray suit and glasses said as he beheld the card on the fortune teller's table. He was skeptical at first but this pretty much settled it "The Fool? How absurd! I will have you know I've been a teacher for four years now and never once have my students managed to fool me!"
"The Fool means the victim of a ploy not always. Perhaps it means that you will be open to new experiences. Perhaps it will mean you will bring joy to a person important to you." The old lady in dress and cloak at the bench said as she held her cards.
"And what prey does it mean this time?"
"...it means you will be fooled."
The teacher sighed, "I really do have to get to work now. Do not expect me to recommend you to my friends or colleagues. Good day, ma'am"

With determined steps the teacher stepped away from the old woman offering fortune telling in the park, back into the Florida heat. The tall buildings around him and the crowd of people did little to combat the heat.
He entered a tall hotel building of modern architecture almost entirely made of glass, a classy hotel for wealthy businessmen to stay during their travels abroad. The foyer was so elaborate and well lit it could pass as the outdoors, complete with a fountain in the center.
"Good morning, Mr Edwards!" The young well-dressed receptionist said without taking her eyes off the computer monitor.
"Good morning, Penny! Lovely day, isn't it?"

The teacher crossed the foyer, past the fountain and the staircase up... And out through the other exit, to the beach. He took off his suit jacket and shirt very quickly and tossed them in the sand along with his trousers. Gone was the rigid office monkey with rectangular glasses. He was replaced by a tall, tan young man with six pack abs and slab-like chest wearing nothing on but swim trunks. His glistening brown hair that looked like it was cemented in a neatly combed position flowed like honey down his neck.
"All right! Glad to get outta that monkey suit! I'm never really myself when I'm wearing it, you know?"
The teacher grabbed his surfboard that was stabbed into the sand and faced his students, all with their surfboards ready under their arms or leaning against them on the sand. About a dussin tall and short people of different age, gender and race had gathered and stood lined up before their teacher awaiting instructions.

"All right, listen closely dudes and dudettes! You're here for the same reason as me, cause you heard the call of the ocean and answered her call. Yeah, she's a beautiful lady; soft and a sweet lover but very volatile. Stroke her the wrong way and you can end up pretty banged up, but don't worry; your pal Eddy is here to teach you how to kiss her on the face just the way you like it. Just follow my lead and soon enough you'll be able to feel what it's like to be one with the waves. Got it? Great! Let's go!"
The students cheered and ran after their teacher into the bright blue ocean to the sound of the theme to Hawaii Five 0 blasting from the enormous stereo someone had courteously provided.

The surfers all swam out to the deep, paddling on top of the surfboard until they could stand up; though not all of them could as they fell over before they even tried and washed out on shore early, spitting water. These were the pale dorks who had convinced themselves that surfing would be an easy way to hook up with girls. Others managed to stand aloft for a few seconds before it became awkward and they lost their balance and had to swim ashore.

"All right! Just swim back up and try again dudes! Remember to keep your knees bent and far apart! The secret's in the hips!"
One of the elderly students looking for an activity to spend the autumn of their years on managed to catch on quickly, a notoriously trim man for his age with tan skin. This couldn't possibly be the first time he tried surfing. The cheeky old man tried to tilt the board on the wave so that water would spray on Eddy, but he nimbly dodged out of the way.
That old lady from the morning really didn't know what she was talking about. Stupid fortune teller...

A scream fills the beach as the visitors run out of the ocean and away. Huge amber tentacles like those of an octopus rose from the surface and flailed wildly. Eddy was already out deep in the blue and had to ride the wave, but he couldn't be easily caught. As the tentacles rose before him he managed to slide away from them, one after another exercising his great agility and reflexes. One of the tentacles though tried to hook him by his waist as he surfed towards it, but Eddy spread his legs and bent his knees so far that he was basically prone and glided under the tentacle.
Stupid fortune teller....

"Help! Glub!! Please! Help!! Ahh!" A beautiful, tan woman in a yellow bikini, wrapped neatly up in the tentacles by her chest and neck screamed as she waved her hands trying to wring herself out of the monster's grip. Without hesitation Eddy dove down and started pulling on the tentacles, ending up caught in them himself and jerked violently away. He didn't care, he had managed to pull the tentacles away from the woman so she was now free to escape. She just stared meekly at Eddy though, not moving a muscle.
"Don't worry about me dudette. Just go! Save yourself."
She didn't move however. Instead she smiled, and floated up to the surface, revealing that her bottom half was where the tentacles that attacked the beach and caught him originated. "Sorry my friend. I hereby declare you my husband, and there's nothing you can do about it."
Eddy just stared dumbfounded at this development...
"Stupid fortune teller...."
"I'm sorry... what?"
"Nothing... yeah, you did fool me good, I'll give you that. "
"You seem pretty chill for being caught by a monster."
"I'm a pretty chill guy... but in this case I kinda think our meeting was written in the stars."
"Oh, how romantic! I found a guy who believes in destiny!" The tentacle woman pressed her catch against her body, binding them together tightly so she could embrace him."
"I didn't used to, but recently I had to rethink my position on that. Very recently in fa..." Before Eddie could speak the woman had pressed her lips against his and **** her tongue into his mouth, kissing him passionately and wildly as they floated towards the horizon against the setting sun.