Just in time for the 2pm cunt hunt

The busty brunette takes your fiver with a smile and slides you your all access pass. "Thank you, sir! You're just in time for our 2pm cunt hunt."

"Cunt hunt!?" you startle. "What's that?"

"You are of course welcome to fuck and abuse any of the hundreds of women we stock here at Misogyny Heaven, but every day at 2pm we run a live Cunt Hunt in our obstacle course and danger room. Isn't it exhilarating to tame a slut that you've brought down with your own two hands?"

You stare down her cleavage. "Huh, that sounds fun. Where's this danger room?"

The bubbly receptionist directs you. "It's in the east wing, just past the gym and the pool. Remember, all women here are nothing more than fuckable objects. Enjoy!"

You stroll that way and take in the sights afforded to you by your all access pass. The gym has some slut in tiny shorts sweating on a treadmills and another stretching on a yoga mat. The pool has a view of a cunt in a bikini lounging with a cocktail. They look like fun bits of meat for you to ravage later. At last, you find the danger room and walk inside.

Before you is a choice of weapons for the obstacle course. There is the classic basket of dodgeballs, a cannon that shoots nets, and some sort of tazer. You heft each of the weapons when you notice a bevy of cunts walk in.

There's a short redhead wearing a sheer white top and a pencil skirt. You can see the outline of the rings in her pierced nipples through her top. "Hi, my name is Karly! I'm a 28 year old graphic designer. I love obstacle courses and I bet you can't catch me!" she speaks daringly."I bet you can't catch any of us!"

There's a tall blonde wearing a black tanktop with yoga shorts. "Hi, my name is Caitlyn! I'm a 25 year old marketing manager, and I do parkour for fun. If you catch me, I hope you're really rough and teach me a lesson I won't forget," she says. Her eyes sparkle conspiratorially. "I know these other two bitches won't be walking far once you're done with them."

There's a brown girl with curvy hips wearing a yellow sports bra with slacks. "Hi, I'm Sawyer! I'm a 19 year old university student, I prefer girls, and I don't have to outrun you -- I just have two outrun these two old cows." She sticks her tongue out at Karly and Caitlyn.

A voice comes on the sound system: THE HUNT WILL BEGIN IN TWO MINUTES. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON AND ENJOY.