Jon Chokes, But Recovers

Lauren entered the men's room, empty and desolate, thankfully. If things had been different, Lauren Adkins would've been happy to be alone, staring at herself in the bathroom's mirrors and lighting, a habit she'd never broken. The urinals obviously wouldn't work.

Jon entered. Only one stall was shut. He made his usual middle finger to the lips for the group, keeping them silent. All of them followed orders to a T, and Lauren sat in the stall, happy to be alone in peace. The sounds of the building made her shiver a bit, but it wasn't anything but wind on stone, as far as she knew.

She got up to leave the stall, and to pace a bit, maybe to figure out what to do, maybe to just relieve some nervousness.

The gaggle of silent men shocked her, making her eyes wide, and Jon's eye's bulged when he saw a silent bulge in the tighty whities.

"Dude, Jon, she's a he, look at his tiny wiener!" One of the six boys laughed as Jon lost the initiative. No, no, he would pull down Lauren's underwear, make them all realize it was a girl! He'd never been challenged like this before!

Jon's best friend of the group advanced on Lauren, who was stuck between a toilet and six boys, trapped. One held the door open.

"That's no dick!" He said with a laugh and a reach, pulling the sock from Lauren's ill-fitting undies! "Look, he was stuffing!"

"Holy shit Jon, you were wrong, but in the best way. That's no girl, that's a fucking dude who needs a sock to seem like a man!" One boy called out as they tossed the sock around, not minding the fact that it had been next to a 'boys' nether regions just a few moments prior.

Jon began to speak up as the stunned Lauren tried to stutter out a reply. She beat him to it. The voice was in the ear of the beholder: to Lauren, it was a confident woman's voice; to the boys, it was a scared, wimpy prepubescent boys whiny tones. "N-no, I'm a girl."

If Jon had any doubt before, Lauren's words convinced him of the truth he'd just realized: that wasn't Lauren Adkins, that wasn't a girl. It was a boy with such a small dick he was now hoping everyone thought he was a girl, hoping to sucker everyone into believing it. Jon wasn't a sucker.

"No you're not. You're a tiny dick loser who puts a sock into his pants. You almost tricked me too." Jon said as he nodded to all his boys. They gave him a nod back. He was back as the leader of the group. His pride was wounded, but it recovered as Lauren's fear grew.

"I am! I have a pus-...." Lauren said as Jon looked to each dude. She began to pull her underwear down. She couldn't tolerate this any longer. She was a girl, damnit! Not some fucking loser boy!

It was over in a second. One had her left arm, one her right, with the three remaining on standby. They weren't needed.

"Keep your underwear on. I don't wanna see your shrimp." Jon said with a laugh. "Now boys, I think our new pal needs some help, I mean, he's so confused he thinks he's a woman! What should we do?"

Whoever this was, it wasn't Lauren Adkins, and Jon gave a menacing grin. He knew what to do.