John Misfires

John held the gun up in the air inspecting the surrounding casing further for any more cautions or labels explaining how it just appears out of no where. In the middle of his inspection his middle finger presses up against the trigger lightly pushing it back towards the barrel of the gun. A Bright pink ray of light shoots out of the gun, aiming out of his window and into the yard next door. His Neighbor Ms. Rose was hit in the process, she was easily the best and worst target to hit. Ms rose was the best target to hit given she lived alone , unmarried, was practically flat on chest and ass wise and was a total bitch to John. She was the worst target to hit because she was active in the community and everyone knew her and had a positive feeling towards her, no one wouldn't notice the huge sudden change in her behavior and looks. Ms. Rose had been outside gardening at the time when she had been blasted in the face with the ray. Rose had fallen onto her back when she was hit, and had seen who hit her when she opened her eyes, she had given him a scowl as she got up from the ground and dusted what dirt off of her that she could before putting her garden tools and away and going inside. John looked at the dial near the butt of the gun checking to see which setting it had been on when it had fired. The dial's arrow pointed to the big black bolded letter 5 which was to the left of the 0 on the dial. John hadn't had the ray gun for more then a couple of minutes and he has already screwed up in keeping it hidden from the rest of the world.

John turned the dial right one putting it on the 0 option on the dial turning it off, to prevent him from accidentally shooting anyone else himself included. After he had fixed the dial , something clicked in his brain, The ray hadn't affected his neighbor al that much ' Holy shit maybe this thing is fucking fake after all' he thought to himself and he sighed heavily to himself, and all he would get is a reprimand from his neighbor about shooting her in the face with something she didn't see or could find. John was relieved it was much easier to deal with Ms. rose reprimanding him again then it was to deal with her transforming into a Slutty bimbo and having to explain to the whole neighborhood why Ms. Rose had transformed so suddenly and so drastically. John put the Ray gun down into one of his drawers hiding it under some of his clothes to cover it up just to make it so it wasn't out in the open for anyone to see and use without him knowing. As John finished putting the gun away and hiding it, a loud knock came at the Front door.