John's straight, but his dick isn't

You sigh to yourself in your conceited effort of trying to get erect, as your eyes dart to your girlfriend and your dick, she looks at you with a disappointment, "What the fuck is wrong with you today, are you not hard?"

Your mind is distracted, all you can think about right now is... well his name was Chad.

You remember how you bumped into him in the middle of town while looking for the perfect gift to get for your girlfriends birthday. It seems he had the same idea too. After seeing that the store only had one specific product both of you wanted to buy, things seemed heated when it came down to who got their hands on it first when you both touched hands, it was the first and fastest time you ever that hard in two months. You used to easily get erect with your girlfriend, you used get hard and cum fast, but now recently your dick has been acting weird, first it was refusing to cum in Beth a month ago, and now it's been losing its hardness as soon as you touch it to your girlfriend Beth. You've been together for almost a year now, women still aroused you, but it was like your dick refused to follow that attraction now.

As you reach for your dick to try to get erect for Beth one last time, it seems to slither into your palm on its own, it felt so alien, but oddly arousing. It creeped you out as if it was alive or something, as it pulses hard within your hand throbbing rapidly like it was purring.

A sigh of relief exists you as your hard dick makes you thrust your hips in anticipation, quickly trying to place a cock ring around your cock, it squirms around almost like its avoiding it as you **** it to stay hard. You crawl on the bed, your hips thrust backwards like it was pulling you away as you approach her, inching your dick closer to your girlfriend's nether lips. Beth moaned in tease as an invitation, but as you rub your dick between her labia, your dick squirms to stay out and away from her, you try to thrust forward, but you find yourself stuck as if you're hitting an invisible hard wall with your dick hitting it. Beth in frustration grabs your dick to help you put it in, but the moment she touches it, the ring snaps with a flash and your dick immediately goes flaccid.

Beth grunts as she plops on the bed angrily beside you, now opting to watch a porno, as her hand strokes her nipple. She looks at you in slight worry, "John, what the hell has been wrong with you. You can't even get it in and you immediately go soft the moment your dick touches me."

"I don't know what's going on Beth," You sigh to yourself.

You tell Beth not to worry, because you're seeing a doctor tomorrow anyways, maybe this issue could be solved. If only you knew what would come from this strange ordeal.

Later that night, you get out of bed, as Beth falls asleep cuddling her pillow in peace. It appears she isn't concerned about you anymore and fell asleep, that's when you hear a male voice coming from your penis, "Ugh! What does it take for to listen to me, I like your hand, I like men. Don't ever try to put me in that ugly bitch again! Women are disgusting!"

The words didn't make sense at first. After a minute, they did... You pinch yourself and you feel pain which indicates that this isn't some odd dream, and then you realize that your dick is talking to you. For real... This couldn't be happening to you...

"Woah!" Your voice makes a surprised grunt and your body stiffens a little, as you look down to see it wiggle upwards to stand fully erect, you begin to whisper to it, "Did you just talk?"

It nods, wiggling up and down, you blush, finding the movement enticing, making you stroke it slowly as its movements become less, almost like it was trying to stop you from cumming too fast.

"Oh fuck yeah! You can finally hear me now!?" you nod back as it lets out a sigh, "Finally I can get you to fucking listen!"

"...Listen to what? I need to know why you haven't been getting hard for my girlfriend Beth" You asked curiously as your mouth salivated looking at its girth in awe.

"I keep telling you! I'm gay man! Look how wet and ready I am for you right now!"

Your mind reels over the concept that you're actually having a conversation with your sentient dick.

"This is crazy!" You tell him, "I've liked women my whole life, why now of all times have you decided to give me problems these past two months!?"

"Two months ago? Well that's when I started becoming aware I was your dick, it was that god awful feeling of being in your girlfriend's disgusting cunt that made me realize I want to be in the warm moist cavern of a man's ass and mouth." your dick states boldly.

A sigh exits your mouth in exhaustion, "God I feel like I'm dreaming... How did you become alive in the first place? How are we talking? Am I schizophrenic? Is my dick my imaginary friend?" You began to question whether this was an internal debate within your brain or not, because it seemed too crazy that your penis could be alive.

"You aren't dreaming John, but I will tell you this! We'll both be fucked if you keep thinking I'm letting you stay heterosexual!" he stated, "I'll make a deal with you though, I want to meet that Chad guy you met at the store again, and if don't like it, I'll let your girlfr-agh~..." the dick coughed up like it couldn't even tolerate the word, "Girlfriend... touch me."

"We're just meeting right? Nothing sexual?" You ask

"Just meeting. You won't regret it John," though you could tell it had ulterior motives written all over its voice.

"I-I... alright..." You state, "So should I call you Cock or Dick?" you chuckle awkwardly.

"You can call me your boyfriend maybe?" it winks suggestively as it spurts pre-cum upwards to reach your chest.

"No... I don't think so. I'll call you Dick." you say, "Now please be silent while we sleep tonight okay?"

"Aye sir!" it said in a very childish teasing tone as you pull your shorts on.