Jason Finds a Solution

Jason was at the end of his rope. He loved Erica with all of his heart, but he couldn't stay in this passionless relationship. He started thinking about whether he really even wanted to get married. Could he live with someone having boring sex for the rest of his life? Would he cheat on Erica? Would he be able to live with himself if he did? All of these questions floated through his head as he thought about his situation. He researched board games, but thought Erica would brush those off as being too cheesy.

How can I free Erica more sexually? That's when he had a thought that would potentially change their entire relationship. Jason called Austin.

Austin: Hey! What's up? Did you see the Raiders game yesterday? Wild ending!

Jason: Not much. Yeah, I did. Good win for us. That's not why I was calling though. I'm looking for some help.

Austin: Always down to help. Name it.

Jason: I want you to fuck Erica.

Austin: EXCUSE ME? You want me to have sex with your fiancee? What am I missing here.

Jason: Listen, our sex life has been awful. She used to be so adventurous, and now she's all buttoned up. Any time I suggest something she shoots it down. I don't know how much longer I can go on like this. I'm basically asking you to help save our relationship.

Austin: This is nuts. Crazy. I can't be apart of this. Erica and I have a professional relationship. I never even got the sense that she would want to sleep with me. Has she said something?

Jason: No, and to be honest, I don't think she wants to sleep with you. She looks at you as a mentor, not a sex toy.

Austin: So it's not going to work. Case closed.

Jason: Well.

Jason takes a long pause

Jason: She doesn't know your leaving. She really wants to make partner. To be honest, I'm concerned about what happens to her after you leave. She needs to grow her book to get to that next level.

Austin: And how does fucking your fiancee help with this?

Jason: You tell her you're leaving. You tell her that she can have all of your accounts in 12 months because your leaving. The trade-off is that she has to be your sex **** for three days a month. Do anything you say. If she goes along with it she can have all of your former accounts. If she doesn't, you're going to distribute them around the firm.

Austin: There's no fucking way she does this. Are you insane?

Jason: I don't know if she will or she won't. I just know I can't live like this anymore, she wants to make partner, and you get to fuck an attractive woman. It makes sense on paper.

Austin: So how the fuck do I talk her into this?

Jason: Leave that to me. You guys are going on a road trip next week, right?

Austin: Yes.

Jason: Set a meeting with her for Monday at 5. Tell her you'll meet her in the hotel lobby. Give her the ultimatum and tell her this is a one-shot deal. She either takes you up on it this week or the deal is off. I'll handle the rest.