Jamie's up for it

Jamie staggered out of the small cell he found himself in, and couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw the earth below him.

“Welcome human, please do not be afraid, we do not intend to harm you”.

“Eh …Hello”

“Please make your way to the platform and stand between the two pillars”

“Uhhh OK sure”

Jamie tentatively moved to the platform and stood in the centre, jolted when the steel tendrils emerged and wrapped around his calves and wrists, pulling them out stretch in the X position.

“Hey, what’s going on?”

“We’re merely securing you to prevent any injury and begin your processing, please relax, as I said no harm will come to you”

The two basketball sized objects emerged from the platform, hovering just above his face, before moving to his sides. They emitted a blue lazer and began sliding up his torso from his waist to his underams, the fabric of his t-shirt cleanly ripped where the lazer had been. The balls repositioned above beside his head, slicing through the fabric at his shoulder blades”

“What are you doing to me?”

“We’re removing your clothing to enable us to make assessments of your body and determine next steps”

“I would have taken my clothes off voluntarily if you had asked me, there’s no need to shred them”

“That’s very gracious of you, given there is typically resistance from your kind, but you won’t need them and we will repurpose them into energy for our ship”

The objects having now cut the t-shirt from his body, turned to his shoes and sliced them end to end, with a small robot on the floor now hoovering the scrap fabric up. Socks following as usual.

“You taking the full 9 yards then?”

“Yep, it’s all got to go”

“Boxers as well?”

“Yep, boxers too”

The objects reverted back to his waist and sliced through his jeans and belt at his sides from waist to toe, the small robot pulling them from between to leave him standing in a pair of blue boxers. The boxers were sliced and fell off, the balls returning to their places.

Jamie was another man in pretty good shape. Slightly shorter than Matt at 5’11, and a little narrower frame. A little more body hair covering his smaller frame, but it had just as much muscle definition, and clearer abs. His show muscles were a bit smaller than Matt’s; but he was as well stocked in the genitals department, a 6 inch uncircumcised dick and pair of decent balls. A smattering of hair on his chest, abs and pubic bush, with a light covering on his ass.

“So, how can I help”

“You just stand still and let the scanners get a good look at you. Your body is very well drilled; but I see we are a bit lax in the grooming department”

“Thanks, I work out pretty religiously but I’m not that into grooming. It’s a bit of a waste of time and chicks don’t seem to mind”

“You seem quite calm for a man currently naked and in a **** position”

“I am a Doctor by profession and follow science, I always knew there was other life out there; I’m quite flattered to meet it; and let’s face it if you were going to harm me you’d have done it already”

“Very observant – yes, our race has an interest in you. I’ll explain later”

More devices emerged, and scanned him from head to toe, front and back, before approaching his cock and balls, scanning them again in more detail.

The platform announced “SPECIMEN MEETS INITIAL REQUIREMENTS. DEPILATION AND DECONTAMINATION WILL BE REQUIRED AHEAD OF DETAILED EXAMINATION”

“Oh, I see your machine isn’t a fan of my lazzez-fair manscaping approach either; what am I being decontaminated for?”

“Yes, in the interest of hygiene we’re very strict on body hair; in terms of decontamination, you’ve been playing contact sport and our observations have established your kind are a bit sloppy in the showering regime afterwards in pursuit of that substance you call beer”

“That seems a fair assessment, tell me why is my body hair a hygiene risk?”

“You’ll be in close contact with other males; keeping that body clear will reduce odour”

“That seems logical; although I don’t see anyone else around here”

Jamie was grabbed by new tendrils around his torso while the original ones linked to the platform let go of him; leaving behind small steel cuffs around his wrists and ankles. Another thicker tendril went between his legs and emerged in front of him. He looked above to them having emerged from another large ball similar to the ones he seen earlier, but bigger. It pulled and Jamie was suspended off the platform, the thicker tendril wrapping his quads up and bending them upward at an angle to keep his feet off the ground, the ball carrying him to another area of the floor.