It's all about the meat

Burgers and hot dogs piled high on platters at both ends of the long picnic table, to Victoria's frustration.

“Not even corn on the cob, or baked potatoes, or anything, Bran?” she asked their grillmaster general. “Just meat?”

“Don't worry, we have more than just meat.” He threw her a plastic bag. “Help yourself to a bun.”

Kurt drawled, “We got potato chips in the pantry if you're really hankering for veggies.” Brandon gave him a high five, and Victoria a quick smile on her pretty pink face before her delicious ass, speaking of buns, followed her back to the table. The guy across from her, Zack, glared before launching into conversation, but whatever. As if that guy hadn't been eye-fucking her too.

“Hey.” Heather swooped in front of him. “Let's get this show on the road.”

“Uh, Brandon needs—”

“Brandon needs to concentrate,” declared the grillmaster. “Zen barbeque is a delicate art.”

Heather bowed and dragged Kurt to their seats, Heather across from Chloe, Kurt across from Gavin. The two girls immediately clicked.

“Hey, do you know...?”

“Yeah, she drove me home from...!”

“Oh God, I heard that was such a...”

The one thing Kurt could tell he and Gavin shared...

...was an awkward silence.

Hmmm.

“Hey, you're the techie guy, right? You ever play this old game called Soul Survivor?”

“Yeah, I love that one!” Video games! Now they were talking. “We used to play it all the time.”

“Awesome, you got any tips for me? Because my roommate brought his copy to the dorms and he's been kicking my ass.”

“Sure. Uh, lemme guess. As soon as the game starts you run for the gold spear?”

“Yeah, it's the one thing I can find in that damn maze.”

“They want you to find it,” Chloe chimed in. “It's a trap.”

Heather smirked sideways as Chloe and Gavin dove into all the secret passages and magic weapons he should be–

“Whoops.” Heather leaned down. Her hand slithered up the leg of Kurt's trunks. “Dropped my napkin.” He tried to shift away but instead opened a direct path to her prize. “Got it.”

She innocently righted herself while massaging his balls. “No, no, sorry to interrupt. How hard was that part?”