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Varian Wrynn (author codename: Chad Varian)

World: Azeroth, during the events of World of Warcraft Classic.

Tier 4 (150 credits + free sexual calibration)

Modifiers: Closed Loop- all powers and waifus must conform to the Warcraft universe; planar travel is limited to the Warcraft multiverse

Plotline Structure- you are required to take on the role of a character within the setting as your origin. You will be issued missions based on the life of the chosen character, and given rewards for doing the important tasks performed by the character in question up to and including dying as they did for a large bonus that will roll over to your next assignment.

Budget 150

Origin: Substitute: King Varian Wrynn (-50) You will take on the role of King Varian Wrynn’s persona of Lo’Gosh, starting from the moment that he loses his memory (your memory will be unaffected). Varian is a surpassingly skilled warrior and the rightful king of Stormwind. You will be rewarded for taking on the role of Varian.

Bindings

Empty Hand (+20) you do not have any special binding, but may still capture targets by receiving sincere love confessions, mission rewards, or purchasing them with credits.

Other Controls

Sticky Fingers: -5 you instinctively know every spot to touch and exactly what she wants, in addition sex with you is far better than it would be for someone else, even if they did all the same things you did in the same ways.

Alluring Whisper: -20 Your voice, when you wish it to be, will be supernaturally attractive. Verbal seduction has a drastically improved chance of success if any effort is put into phrasing, and only those with powerful mental defenses or literally zero interest in a sexual encounter will be completely unaffected.

Perks

Pocket space (-5) time frozen 1m x 1m x 3m space. You may place held items and willing people into it with a few moments of thought.

Talents

Body Tune up (-5): your body is healed and optimized for health and strength, as are the bodies of anyone you capture.

Martial Talent (-10): learn and adapt martial combat techniques at a vastly accelerated rate

Wild Talent (-5): learn outdoorsman skills at a vastly accelerated rate.

Template Stacking: Madame Lazul (-20)

Regeneration

Precognition

Mind reading

Shadow priest abilities

Manifestation of tentacles

Defenses - all apply to your entire retinue

Wild Defense (-5) you are highly resistant to the deleterious effects of all naturally occurring environmental hazards, though lethal environments will still eventually do substantial harm.

Mind Defense (-25) anything that will take away or manipulate your mind will be less effective, and you will eventually throw it off and develop immunity through repeated exposure. This does not apply to the effects of the binding itself.

Stress Defense (-5) negative emotion will never disable or seriously hinder your mental wellbeing long term. Impending doom will not impact your decision making, and mind shattering levels of trauma can be recovered from with a few weeks off.

Addiction Defense (-10) no form of addiction will ever advance beyond a moderately unpleasant craving, regardless of how addictive it would normally be.

Sexual Calibration (free) most things which would make sex less appealing will be removed from the equation. Unpleasant smells and tastes, refractory periods, unwanted or complicated pregnancy, and potential injuries from **** play are all removed as potential problems, and those are just examples.

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In his past life, this man was not a nerd as far as he was concerned. He played sports in high school, and started playing WoW when he went to college. He joined a hardcore raiding guild and had a reasonably successful twitch stream. He wasn’t sure what he’d do with his life, but he probably would have figured something out if Truck-San hadn’t gotten involved.

When given the choice of who to be in the Warcraft universe, he chose Varian because the list of warriors, his preferred class, that actually did anything worth discussing was pretty low. Varian’s a badass, even if he eventually goes out like a bitch to some trash mobs in a cutscene. He mixed in Lazul mostly because she had a bunch of tags that seemed useful and he wanted regeneration so he could take hits like a boss.

He knows very little about the lore, so he was kinda confused to wake up on the shores of Durotar and get thrown into a gladiator ring. He has adapted well, though, finding a to-do list of Varian plot points and working through them for swag. Life in the arena is kinda badass and he had a hot elf chick with him, but he’s running out of patience with this arena **** bullshit and will bust out soon. After that, fuck it. He’s going to Stormwind. Hail to the king baby, I’m a motherfuckin god.

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I’ve been toying with the idea of other beta testers. This is my most complete idea. So I ask you: does this man exist?

https://strawpoll.com/polls/NMnQB027wg6