My wife grew a penis

George and his wife of 23 years went to bed one night. Carolyn was a lovely but shy lady. She stood about 5’5” talk. Her hair was brown dyed, of course. Otherwise it would be streaked with gray. She was a bit chubby more from her age than anything else. Nice shape, 38-28-38. Sexually, she had very timid with little experience, a bit naive, uptight, non-adventurous.

George was older and much more sexually experienced. He even experimented with men in college, but never told Carolyn. She would have disapproved. Physically, he was average, even his cock was average at 6 inches.

Their children were grown and out of the house.

One night, an ordinary night, they crawled into bed next to each other. They kissed and said good night to each other.

The next morning, George woke up to a loud squeak next to him. Carolyn yanked off her blanket and jumped out of bed.

She pulled down her pajama bottom and a flaccid penis popped out from her crotch. It had to be about 6 inches although it was soft. Two small testicles hung below it. A wisp of dark pubic hair lay above the soft limp skin.

George’s face displayed no emotion, but inside he was smiling.

All he said was “My wife grew a penis.”