Internet Issues

There’s remarkably little on the box, so after you’ve eaten you head to your laptop and surf the internet.

You decide to take it upstairs, so you can watch some porn. Upstairs, though, you find the signal poor, and the streaming struggles. Not surprising really. Your mother only dabbled in such things as Wi-Fi, using the internet sparely, and she used her laptop more like a desktop, trending to handle things in one room. For the last year she had moved downstairs and so the signal upstairs was of little importance to her.

You have got a new WI-FI router on order, which should turn up tomorrow, but until then you’re stuck using your mother’s inadequate router. Which means an almost non-existent signal in the bedroom.

Frustrated by all this, you’ve lost your interest in masturbating. You power down your laptop and head to bed.