Ino

“Ino…?” Naruto asked skeptically, wondering what she could possibly want at this time of night.

He didn’t want to come across as suspicious, or Kami forbid hostile, but it really was just that, suspicious. They weren’t on bad terms, nothing of the sort really. They were friends and had been for years! But if she had some kind of emergency, she would have gone to Shikamaru or Choji before she would have ever thought to go to him. Hell, Sai would have been higher on the list then he was, and with how Sai’s usual modus operandi was to stick sharp, pointy objects into things until it either fixed itself or the problem stopped moving, that was saying something. Which meant this visit was likely mischief related, and it put Naruto on guard, despite him not really wanting to, but instincts couldn’t really be suppressed so easily.

“Heeeeeey, Naruto!” His fellow blonde waved at him from where she sat on his bed, idly playing with a strand of hair. “I wanted to come see how you were doing with the new arm and all.” Naruto’s eyes narrowed at her. “Yes, at night, no, it couldn’t wait until the morning, because I wanted to see you too badly.” Naruto stared at her for a solid minute before his gaze slowly panned across his room.

“Need I remind you I have both limbs back so if you try to pin my arm down and give me a makeover again, I have another one to slap some sense into you.”

The girl only rolled her eyes as she stood from the bed and sashayed over to him, exaggerating the swing of her hips and the bounce of her breasts behind the tight fabric of her top enough that Naruto couldn’t stop his eyes from doing the same. “You know, it’s tiring reminding everyone that I’m not ignorant to sex, nor am I a delicate virgin flower waiting to wilt. I had Kakashi as a teacher, the guy who reads porn in public and in front of the strongest kunoichi in the world, and the superest of super pervs in the form of Jiraiya. You think a little strut is going to do anything?”

Ino stopped in front of him and gave him a petulant pout. “Well excuse ME for going about this the wrong way.” A glint Naruto didn’t like one bit appeared in the girl's eyes. “Maybe THIS will do the trick~”

Naruto didn’t know what had happened, but one second he was seeing fine, when the next everything went dark. For a second he believed himself knocked out, or maybe in a Genjutsu, when he remembered that he wouldn’t be thinking if he was **** and Kurama made Genjutsu all but a waste of chakra to him, so, he pondered, why couldn’t he see? Reaching up and ripping away the obstruction, the teen could see again, and what he saw was that Ino threw an article of her clothes at his face to cover it up!

Looking towards her, Naruto couldn’t help but ask her. “Ino, why can I see your-”