In Noxus

"Well.. ain't she a looker Grog."

"I'd just about have to agree Log."

Two low grunts come tumbling out of the two soldiers in armor. The Noxian coast is disgusting, chemical spills and oil spots dotting the coastline with fuming fury, metal parts from broken down war machines and mecha suits float in the bay. Miss Fortune has one pistol in the grave, she remembers the scent of oranges, gunpowder, and a stinky beard. Water spurts from her mouth, and rather unceremoniously she sits up in full consciousness. Every inch of her outrageously curvaceous body is aching with a throbbing sharp pain. Her skin is singed and her left hand is badly burnt. Her hair is matted down with oil and god knows what but.. Holy fucking shit she was alive!

Fortune locks onto the two men in armor. One is short and stout, the other long and lanky. Neither look quite intimidating, yet they bear the sigil of Noxus. Fortune grins, Noxus is nice, Noxus is simple. She sets her feet, draws a deep breath with smoke singed lungs, tightens her slim core, smiles. and unleashes a cannon shot of a kick with her left leg. The tall lanky soldier folds over, clutching his now smashed ballsack with both hands. "B-blimey." he mutters. Letting loose a fierce roar the she devil jabs the short and stout soldier's eyes with two sharp fingernails. Snarling and unsheathing the dagger from his belt and lancing it through his neck. She reaches for her pistols but realizes they're currently at the bottom of the Noxus bay.

She shrugs and lowers a swift foot down towards the lanky man who is now crumpled up into a ball on the ground. His neck cracks with gruesome finality and the waves lap at his feet. A short spell of time later and Fortune has the men stripped of their rations, coin, clothes, armor, swords, and socks. The underwear was too filthy to mention. She checks herself in the reflection of a dull blade, a pixie like face beset with emerald jewels for eyes grins back at her. She takes a moment to spit into the Sea, and sets off towards Central Noxus.