Impromptu New Girl Date, Part 3: A Chapter Where About 80% of the Harem Gets Laid

Mattie

“Are you two getting along?” Harper walks into the pirate ship sex dungeon.

“I get that the fox was a person and all that but it still makes me uncomfortable.”

Harper looks at the fox for a few moments, then says, “Not sure if letting you know that she is both scared of you and kind of turned on by you will help, but there is that. She also hoping that you’ll get her a pizza. Or boozy energy drinks.”

Sarge gets a snort for that. “Okay. How long do we got.”

“Aelene is going to take a shower. We have a bit.”

“Back to casual nudity?”

“Nudity with purpose. Skinny dipping feels weirdly right. Since you promised to rock my world, I figure I should be ready for it now.”

“Never explained the nudity downstairs. What was the purpose of that?”

“Skye’s first transformation makes her uncomfortable when around people wearing clothes, to the point of literally making her pass out from embarrassment if I am clothed around her. While she got some invisible glasses that block her ability to see clothes that really helped her cope, she can still sense when I wear clothes.”

Huh. Nice to see that Harper cares enough to accommodate us, even if it would make her embarrassed. Speaking of accommodations... Mattie reveals her toy for tonight. A Sybian large enough for both of them to share (grinding pad instead of dildoes, thankfully) “Let’s talk while we ride. Use one of these before?”

Harper gets on her knees, Sybian pressed against her sex, “Can’t say I have. Dinah and Josie are the only ones who even offered to play with some adult toys with me.”

“Which one of them was plowing you up the bunghole?”

Harper grunts in irritation, “One, I told you to ignore those statues. That insubordination, Cap’n? Two, you should have figured it out already. Josie pegged me. Hated it. It hurt like hell, even with magic lube. Dinah found a portable thing like this, but we both kind of got out of the mood to use it for reasons.”

Mattie slips out of her pajama bottoms and panties. She gets real close to Harper on the Sybian. Knees touching. While Harper is busy staring at Mattie’s crotch, the soldier winks at the elf walking up to the entrance. Then, she turns the Sybian on low.

“Fuck.”

“Welcome to the power of vibrations, Sarge. This is just teasing speed. I promised to rock your world and this thing will deliver that in spades. Mind telling me about them? The others? A good spy’s always looking out for intel.”

Harper goes cross-eyed from the buzzing on her little buzzer. She pants, “What do you want to know that you couldn’t pick up during the transformation overview?”

“To be fair, I was mostly dealing with the whole ‘my old drill sergeant is now a super hot chick that I can’t wait to stick my tongue in’ thing, plus my transformations. Barely got names to faces. So, Skye’s purple girl, right? Outside of the weird clothes thing and being purple, what’s her deal?”

“18 years old, by human standards. Born and raised in a pretty isolated Gygax community. Kind, sweet, extremely pragmatic. Eilistraee worshiper. Got transformed into a drow elf, which will hopefully mean something to you later. Eilistraee made her one of her champions, which will also hopefully mean something to you later. We got married a couple of days ago. The goddess officiated and everything. Hgghmmm. Did you just turn this thing up.”

“Just 1 speed setting. So, purple girl is off the table?”

“Nggh. You can ask her. I want everyone to get along and any marriages I get into are going to be open within the harem for both spouses, not just me.”

Sweet. Good to know. “The other short stack. Teeth. I think her name was Daphne? Those teeth go away? Any other deets?”

“Daphne is an actual mermaid, but not exactly Disney channel friendly. Don’t worry about her cutting you intentionally. She’s actually really considerate about them. Practiced with dildoes before she blew me, back when I had something to blow. Former hotel staff. She fell for me back during the research phase of the season. I liked her old look, but her new look is... Fuck.” Harper starts panting, hard.

The buzzings starting to get to me. “Old look, Sarge? What she looks like then?”

“Few inches taller than me. Muscly, somewhat unnaturally so. Pretty close to flat chested. I feel kind of shitty for saying this, but she was cute the way Aelene is very pretty now. My primary type is toned and proportional. You... slut, did you just make this thing go faster?”

Winking again at the elf at the door, Mattie bites her lower lip and simmers in the sensation for a bit. “Don’t slut shame, Sarge. Unbecoming. Josie’s the wolf-girl. Who’s she?”

“Gym buddy from back home. Had a huge crush on her for months. Still crushing on her, to be honest. Irritable, but very loyal. If you’re just trawling me for info on who best to approach getting a random hook-up in, Josie’s probably your girl. She is dating Tina and Scarlet though.”

“And you’re cool with that?”

“Of course. Selfish of me otherwise. Now, turn it up a little more.”

“Ask nicely, slut.”

Harper pants, then growls, “Didn’t you just tell me not to slut shame?”

“You meant it as an insult. I was stating a fact. World of difference, Sarge.” Mattie sticks out her tongue, hoping that Harper takes her teasing with good cheer.

She chuckles. Good. “You have that in common with her too. She likes to tease. Now, turn it up. Slut.”

“Ah, the Mistress learns. Good. Your wish...” This time, Mattie cracks it up to about 3/4ths of the way to max. Harper moans in like whalesong loud enough to shake the timbers. Mattie, for her own part, joins in, “...is my command. I don’t think you’re gonna last much longer there, Sarge. Spill the beans on the others.”

“Tina’s the bunny girl. Impulsive. Flirty. Obsessed with magic. Surprisingly frugal. Hates not having the biggest breasts in the room. Sometimes a little ‘Mean Girls,’ if you get the drift? I think we both have a thing for the other? Scarlet’s the redhead. Empathetic. Analytical. Sarcastic. Grad student. Wants to be a shrink? Loves dancing. Probably the first of the contestants where we both actually fell for the other. Dinah’s an old student from early on in my adjunct professorship. OB/GYN. We are both too smart for the other’s good. I’m worried about her. Worried if we can truly connect in a romantic way in time.”

Then Harper does something Mattie doesn’t expect. She slides forward, smooshing her bare breasts against the soldier’s pajama top covered ones. She curls a hand behind Mattie’s head and another cups her chin. Where did that shy little boy go? Harper continues, “Then, there are the two of you. First impressions of Aelene is that she needs to see that she is more than just a tool, that she deserves to be happy. Again, I worried about the time limit the game is putting on us. I want her, for us, to succeed. And you, Mattie, I had such a crush on you back in college. I talked myself out of trying to ask you out over and over and over again. I had so many reasons: the power dynamic in the militia, the power dynamic between grads and undergrads, the fact that I was moving back home soon and you’d still be there for at least 3 years. A small part of me died when I saw you kissing McKenna. So, you are the one that got away and, now that I am what you desire, I’m not letting you go. You understand me, soldier?”

“Ma’am yes ma’am, drill sergeant.”

Mattie starts to lean forward for the kiss, but Harper is faster. The two bump and grind to exert dominance, with Harper slowly winning. Then, Harper moans into Mattie’s mouth and her eyes rolls back. This difference in position is too much; the Sybian is hitting Harper’s buzzer a little too directly. Harper cums, hard. Mattie shifts her hips to get herself the rest of the way there. Soon, they are both riding the orgasmic wave.

Mattie: +2 VP (Kiss the Girl)

Mattie: +10 VP (Mutual Masturbation with Mistress [Ride ‘em Cowgirls!])

Harper leans onto Mattie’s shoulder as the soldier turns off the Sybian. The sea elf’s gills flare as she tries to catch her breath. Mattie smirks at their audience, “Enjoy the show, girl?”

Mattie is disappointed that Harper didn’t squeak with embarrassment. At least Aelene did.

“Quick shower, then off to bed?” Harper pants.

“Sure. I’ll get the water going.”

As Mattie walks away, she wiggles her eyebrows at the snooping elf, noting just how sodden her surprisingly sexy lingerie set’s panties are. She hears Harper stop to check on her for real. “Hey, Aelene, just so you know, I meant every word I said. I know you probably just got out of the shower, but did you need to join us?”

“If that would be okay, Lady Harper. Is such constant need to clean ourselves normal?”

Mattie laughs out loud at Harper’s response. “Only on a good day, Aelene.”

Aelene: +5 VP (Displayed Naked Slut Body to Mistress)

Aelene: +3 VP (Seen Mistress’s Glorious Nudity x1 Bonus [Sorry, I was too busy making out with my cousin Irene trying to cheer her up from being denied access to the streaming room after that pervert was eliminated to give you these points when you earned them. But you got them now! Enjoy! -Sibyl])

Mattie: +5 VP (Displayed Naked Slut Body to Mistress)

Mattie: +3 VP (Seen Mistress’s Glorious Nudity x1 Bonus [Sorry, I was too busy making out with my cousin Irene trying to cheer her up from being denied access to the streaming room after that pervert was eliminated to give you these points when you earned them. But you got them now! Enjoy! -Sibyl])

Tina

Skye has been a bundle of horny nerves all evening. She is just so easy to tease, so easy to turn on. And now? Now Skye should get her reward for putting up with Tina’s impromptu date.

“So, Skye, time for sexy fun! I only need a dozen or so orgasms before bed and you’re gonna deliver! I believe in you! I got a hare-trigger. Get it? Hare-trigger?”

Skye, rubbing her thighs together, sighs, “I get it, Tina. You think Harper would let me upstairs tonight?”

Tina feels super hurt by the question. Her ears flop and she pouts, “You don’t want to spend the night with me?”

“Um, it’s not that, Tina, it’s, um, um, um.”

Oh. Did I really break her? I didn’t mean to break her. Tina wraps her arms around the little drow, gently teasing the girl’s swollen clit with one of her knees. “Sorry, Skye. I didn’t mean to push you so hard. I meant what I said. I want to help you practice. How about this? You give me one, I give you one. If you tire out before I’m good, I’ll buzz myself the rest of the way in the shower and let you do your weird elf sleep thing? That fair?”

Skye pauses for quite a while. Tina feels her shudder in an orgasm before she answers, “Ok, M... Ok, Tina. We can try. I do want to get better for my love’s sake. Please teach me.”

The bonny bunny beams, “Great! So, let’s start with a baseline. What have you done with Harper and what has she done to you?”

Skye has such a cute blush! Adorable! “Um, you saw our first kiss. Then I tried to use my tongue on her special place to bring her to orgasm, but I got distracted by the orgasm she was giving me with her tongue on my special place. She rubbed her special place against mine. I played with her hair and nipples?”

“That’s it? Wow, when you got like 60 points on your date, I thought you two went crazy and fucked like rabbits all night. We really saw most of your experience with her at your weird naked goddess wedding thing?”

Skye starts to admonish Tina for her light blasphemy, but Tina doesn’t pay attention to that. Hunting horns blaring too loud. The words, “I can always add ‘Must be naked’ to your list of to-dos, you know... ;-P” float in the air in silvery text.

“Sorry again, Skye. Joking. But, still, you really got that many points doing so little?”

“The way my love said it, we took each other’s vaginal virginities and that gave me a big multiplier.”

“Ooooh, that does make sense. What do you want to practice first? Kissing? Carpet Munching? Tribbing?”

Can Skye turn any more purple? Soooo adorable! “Um, kissing is the only thing that I understood in those options. Can someone orgasm just from that?”

Tina, starting to slowly piece together that Skye is clueless about slang, tries to explain some lesbian sex act lingo. Skye can turn more purple!

Eventually, Skye just sputters out, “Let me try to please you with my tongue and stop talking, please?” Not even waiting for a reply, Skye starts to lap at Tina’s lower lips awkwardly. Oh, she is not great at this. Tina stops the lingo lesson and moves onto the licking lesson. “First things first, cutie, every girl is different and have different likes. Be slow and methodical. Pay attention to what you’re doing and how the girl your licking responds. Can you see my face? Watch my face. You have such pretty eyes and I wanna see them while you work!” Tina brushes some of Skye’s shiny silver hair out of her face. It takes waaaay longer for Skye to bring Tina to orgasm than Josie or Scarlet, but it’s nice to ease your way to orgasmsville every once in a while.

Cumming all over Skye’s face, Tina pulls her up and gives her a big, sloppy kiss.

Skye: +2 VP (Kiss the Slut)

Tina: +2 VP (Kiss the Slut)

“My turn!”

Tina pulls Skye onto the bed and flips herself to plow into the drow’s crotch. Skye is soon moaning. She starts saying hopefully sexy things in her pretty gibberish. It’s so cute the way she squirts.

Skye: +2 VP (Brought to Orgasm by Another Slut [Lick Lower Lips to Leaking])

Skye gasps, “No fair. You did that so much better than I did.”

“Practice, Skye, practice. Your turn! What do you want to practice next?”

Tina: +2 VP (Brought to Orgasm by Another Slut [Eargasm])

Daphne

Daphne hears the bed shaking when she finally gets back to the dorms. She had a great time with her frenzy family. Maybe she’ll have a great time with her harem-sisters?

She enters the room to see Josie and Scarlet in the classic 69 position. Josie’s plunging her bloodlust enhanced tongue deep into the redhead snatch, her collar in pet mode. Scarlet is giving it to the wolf-girl as best she can. Not exactly the best position for me to try to join in on the fun. I’ll just wait. Daphne flops onto the edge of the bed and starts to twiddle her thumbs.

Scarlet notices first. Between nibbles, licks, and kisses to the gym girls crotch, she greets, “Hey, Daph. Little busy at the moment, but how was your family time after I left?”

“Oh, it was great! Medea ordered us a party swordfish! And they even let me have one of the testes to help stimulate my egg sacs. Sooooo yummy. I guess I’m in the way? I can come back later?”

Scarlet replies, “Nonsense. This is your room too. And it’s not like the three of us haven’t done things before.”

Josie, tongue still buried deep in Scarlet, gargles something that sounds like, “Less talking, more licking.” Scarlet laughs, then gets back to work.

“Well, if Josie insists to monopolizing your mouths, we can still talk. I did take that telepathy feat and haven’t really used it. If one of you wants to think real hard, I can vocalize or answer the question, depending on who you’re trying to talk to.”

Josie’s first question is easy enough to answer. She mentally projects back to the wolf-girl, “I promised to keep your secret, so I will. You should still just tell Harper how you feel. You could work up to it with some cunnilingus, if you wanted. Me giving Harper blow jobs helped me work up the courage.”

Josie snorts, then mentally asks her to convey her next request. Daphne is happy to comply, “Hey, Scarlet, Josie noticed that Dinah seems to be in a super bad place right now. Ideas to get her better?”

Scarlet stops playing with wolf pussy to answer, “Ultimately, a little time and some couples therapy for her and Harper. I’ll offer my services for her in the morning. For now, I have a girlfriend to make cum.”

“Sooo, any chance for me to get some action?”

Josie cums on Scarlet’s face, then rolls off of the redhead when she finishes riding the orgasmic wave. “Fish, rub me a bit. I might be able to do something, but I need the bloodlust to last while I figure it out.”

Josie looks like she is hacking out a furball. But she’s a wolf, not a kitty. “Fuck, this feels weird,” she barks. Her crazy long tongue splits into three thinner tongues? She wiggles the smaller tongues around in different directions.

Scarlet notes, “Man, I’m about to share my girlfriend’s magic tongue with a mermaid. Yup. I’ve officially embraced the weird. Daph, let’s make it easy on Josie.” She positions their crotches to be side-by-side in front of Josie. As Josie’s tongue plunges into Daphne’s briny depths, Daphne keeps rubbing on the wolf-girl’s crotch. Scarlet pulls Daphne in for a kiss. Oh, yeah. Tonight is going to be a great time!