Chapter 11
by 
MidbossMan
Is there anything else we should go over before I begin the game?
I need a handicap (Pink Trigger)
"Lady Erika... Before we begin, I must bow to your knowledge of erotica. You've earned my respect. However, for the same reason I bow, I must plead with you: please provide me some handicap that will put the two of us on even footing."
"Already? You know, when I try that trick, I usually sniffle a lot more first. It works better if the other person is sympathetic."
So the answer is no?
"Don't put words into my mouth, Mister Player. You're not the type of opponent I usually face: you're a cockroach. Yes... a resilient cockroach. As such, I should give you a handicap, as a gracious opponent. What did you have in mind?"
Hmmmm...