On second thought, I'll face Erika with no handicap at all

Heh... If this cocky detective is so sure that she can defeat me without the help of Dlanor or her master, then I should be willing to face her head-on at all. Fine, Erika: I'm going to do the impossible. I'll turn this story into an erotic piece of fiction with nothing more than the presence of H.I. Player on the board.

"My! How manly, Mister Player."

I felt like she was teasing me, but I let it slide. Now, Erika... let's begin the game! All H.I. Player has to do is get laid without using his Pink Trigger and I've won!

Shit! Piece Player, that's not how you win a young girl's heart. What? She thinks it's weird already that a thirty-ish man is trying to flirt with an eighteen year old?

No, no, Piece Player! Don't you see Eva's holding up her hand, showing you her wedding ring?! Home-wrecking isn't so easy for a guy like you! Abort, abort!

Ha ha, Erika, I found a loop-hole! If I can get Kumasawa to agree and kiss me, then I've basically turned it into an eroge! Right? Right?!

"... A GMILF eroge? Even then, there are limits, Mister Player... Should we take a moment to define what constitutes erotica? It has to be something someone finds erotic, doesn't it?"

Shit!

Ah... Ah...! I've used nearly all 12 hours I have and I've gotten no closer to fucking anyone on the island! Without my Pink Trigger, this is impossible!

"Fu fu fu... This is pretty pathetic, Mister Player. Should we go buy you the strategy guide?"

Fuck...! I thought my love would get me through here. What did I do wrong?! I felt darkness encroaching in... ah... sign that the witch who summoned me for this story has grown impatient of waiting.

"Child of Man... Do you feel ashamed?"

Of course I feel ashamed.

"Isn't that the problem? When you started writing this story and accepted the Pink Trigger, shouldn't that have been your sign to cast aside all shame for the sake of your 'love?' If you approach this like you're some cool protagonist, trying to win without cheating, of course it isn't going to work... I gave you the Pink Trigger because you needed it. If you were the type of person who can win on personality, you wouldn't have died alone, hugging your porno fanfiction, would you have?"

Ah... That's actually a pretty good point. Can you give me the Pink Trigger back so I can achieve a good ending?

"Mmmm... This route's gotten boring, so I'd actually rather you start over."

Ah, yes. Start over. It's that simple to you, is it? I thought that to myself as the darkness encroached and the page closed upon me.