I love Robert. I have to!

"I give my consent," continued Catherine, "BUT ONLY IF... you read the words on your bra, nice and loud so that everyone can hear, and then remove it for the rest of the night!!"

I gulped, and whimpered, feeling more embarrassed than I ever have. Yes, even with everything that had happened to me while dating Robert! Yes, even more than that! After all, here I was, with THE ENTIRE FAMILY, STRIPPING NAKED! Including young girls and horny teenage boys and the daughters and their husbands!!

I looked at Catherine, hoping for a late reprieve, but she just looked back with a happy smirk.

Nothing to do but just do it. It's not like they haven't all seen it before anyway.

"Bimbo boobs," I said, reaching for my bandeau bra.

"ALL the words!" Catherine interrupted.

"Gr-grope--"

"From the beginning," she said, enjoying this WAY too much! "And louder!"

"BIMBO BOOBS," I said, nice and loud. "GROPE THEM!"

WOULD A HOLE PLEASE OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME RIGHT NOW??

"We'll just put that right here," said Catherine, arranging the bandeau bra on the table in front of you so the words were clearly visible. "You're doing great!" she whispered in my ear.

I looked over at Robert who was looking at me with unbridled lust. Yes, I guess I was doing great. Great for Robert's ENF fetish, that is!!

"I give my consent," said Elizabeth, the next in line (although Catherine was older), "BUT ONLY IF... you say ALL of the words on your panties, and then remove them and keep them off for the rest of the night!"

"Not the panties too???" I whined. "Please not the panties!"

"The panties too," said Elizabeth, mercilessly. "I know you can do it."

I took some deep ragged breaths to build my confidence. The panties too? Topless is one thing, but bottomless too???

"BIMBO PUSSY!" I said, loud and clear, "Play with it! BIMBO BOTTOM..." you hesitate. "Spank it."

"AGAIN! AGAIN! LOUDER!" everyone shouted!

"BIMBO PUSSY!" I said, nice and loud. "PLAY WITH IT!"

Oh God, Oh God! What would those horny teenage boys think????

"BIMBO BOTTOM!!" No, no, no, no... "SPANK IT!"

I pulled them off to a huge cacophony of hoots and hollers, and placed them on the table then hid my face in my hands.

"Mommy, why would anyone want to be spanked?" Mindy asked, all innocence and wide-eyes, looking at you. I began to wonder if she was really that innocent after all. The little sneak.

**POP**! David popped the cork on a third champaign bottle!

"David!" Jane says. "Too soon! I haven't given my consent yet!"

"Sorry!"

"I give you my consent," Jane said, with a raised eyebrow.

She paused for a very long time, everyone listening intently with curiosity, the room dead quiet.

"I give you my consent," she said, walking over and kissing you, "with your promise that you will do everything in your power to make my Daddy happy, forever."

"I promise!!" I said, feeling tears spring to my eyes. "Yes, forever!"

"Ahem!"

I turned to see Robert on his knees, holding out the ring.

"Now that you have all of my daughters' consent, will you be my wife?"

"Yes!" I said, clapping my hands. "Yes, Robert! I will marry you!!" I held out my hand, conscious that I was giving myself into marriage, BUTT NAKED, as Robert slipped the ring onto my finger. Robert stood up and we both hugged and kissed and it was the most glorious feeling in the world, to be in this man's arms, with his hard penis pressing into me, and surrounded by the cheering of this warm and friendly (if mischievous!) family.

If only I wasn't completely naked!!!

"I love you," he said.

I looked straight into his eyes. "I love you too."

**POP!**

Dave popped open another bottle but this time, it was perfect. Everyone shouted congratulations and "Best wishes to the new couple!" A cake was brought out by the caterers (who saw me naked, AGAIN!) and everyone had champaign (or sparkling cider for the children) and cake and sang "For They're a Jolly Good Couple".

And then they switch up the words and sang "For she is totally naked, for she is totally naked! For she is totally na-a-ked! Which she will be all the time. Which she will be all the time!"

Wait. WHAT????

THE END