I know a shortcut

The two shared a quick, panicked glance at each other. It was clear neither of them wanted to be seen like this for as long as possible.

“I know a shortcut, c’mon!” Laylah said and pulled David into some brush. The two of them made their way through the unmarked woods, the bush was thick and hard to see very far.

“Just a little farther” Laylah assured, but before David could complain he felt his footing give way.

The two of them shouted as they fell from a crumbling cliffside! Luckily the grade was not so steep that it was a sheer drop, and the two instead fell into an uncontrolled tumble down the hillside. Amongst the chaos of their sudden tumble, David felt the worst thing he possibly could have...

Dirt and grass on his bare ass.

His jeans had come off in all the rolling. David Ortiz was naked in public.

He couldn't think of this grisly fate for long as Laylah’s body collided with his and the two were tangled as they rolled and flipped down the hill.

He felt flesh and ground, up and down, airtime and impact. Between the flailing limbs, David felt a large, soft squish under his hands, he realized in a split second that Laylah’s shirt had given way at some point, lost to the stresses of her bust size and the chaotic fall. Her tits were out and now clutched in his panicking hands!!!

“Oh god!” Was all he could get out before the two were rendered briefly airborn and the last thing he saw before hitting the ground was something pink.