I feel good (I knew that I would)

Pretty Interesting Change Detected! +8 hr 30 min bonus!

Josh smiled to himself. So now the 3x penalty to getting aroused was (kind of) cancelled out by making each orgasm 3x better. Plus the app liked it. Before he did anything else, he knew he had to test his new rule out himself.

With the help of some nearby tissues, he began jacking off with one hand while navigating the computer browser with the other. He never thought he'd get off to reading Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Britannica, but here he was. At least Josh had some time to figure out how his latest change had altered the world and its history, because he was finding it difficult to get fully erect, despite his ministrations. There's that rule at work, he thought.

First stop was a Google search for "orgasm." Everything appeared normal on the surface, but a closer look revealed interesting alterations. Wikipedia said that "the intense pleasure that comes with the average orgasm is generally understood to be a factor in the acceptance of sexual activity by the major religions of the world."

What the actual fuck...he thought. As he felt himself jump a little further towards a climax, Josh dove into the changes his rule had accidentally made.

Because orgasms felt so good, it meant that people throughout history ended up having a lot more sex than in Josh's original timeline. Therefore, the Abrahamic religions were **** to build around the high level of banging and masturbation, instead of being mostly restrictive, as Josh had understood them to be. Both of those things were seen as just fine, within reasonable moderation. Some sects of these religions went even further and fully embraced the orgasm as a symbol of divine love. All of this had also resulted in a greater acceptance of non-traditional relationships, too; homosexual couples appeared to be much more accepted into society than Josh's previous world.

Seeing an image of a tonally uncensored medieval painting featuring a man cumming while heavenly rays struck his head sent Josh over the edge, and he came into his ball of tissues with such intensity that it knocked the breath out of him. He'd had good orgasms before, sure, but this was unreal. It felt like pure ecstasy was surging from his groin to the rest of his body, and it left him breathing heavily once it had wound to a stop. It was the best orgasm of his entire life, and it was simply a result of jacking off like normal. He could get used to this.

A ping of texts on his phone pulled Josh out of his sexual stupor. It was the group chat for the party that night. Adam was telling everyone to bring snacks and get there a little earlier than 7 pm. There was going to be a few dozen kids at this get-together, and Josh had been looking forward to it since he was invited on Friday. That was mostly because his secret crush, the senior brunette Alexis, was going to be there too. Josh realized that, now, it would be expected of him to fondle her upon their seeing each other, and the thought titillated him.

With three hours to kill before he had to leave, Josh decided that he wanted to undo his change from that morning, the one that made it harder to...get hard. That way, both he and everyone else could enjoy earth-shattering orgasms more often. Opening the app, he typed the threshold for arousal from physical contact is decreased threefold. After hitting enter, a warning popped up: WARNING! This change would be a reversal of a previous change, which may result in a large time penalty! Proceed?

Josh hesitated. He wanted to avoid the app making its own alterations, and he also remembered that he made the original change in the first place to prevent accidental arousal from groping. Plus, that rule had made sexual skill a normal topic of conversation. Still, he was too giddy with the power in his hands to hold back. Josh undid his previous typing and instead wrote The threshold for arousal from physical contact is double what it was before I acquired the app. Will this even work? he wondered.

He got another warning about a time penalty, but this time he hit Yes.

User Change Reversal Detected! -12 hr penalty!

Satisfaction turned to horror when Josh realized that such a large hit to the timer put him past all zeros. The app was making its own change. It popped up immediately:

Timer expired. A new change is in effect: Oral sex is an activity routinely performed between friends.