I can't believe it's not butter

Becca shrugged, they probably all sucked. She grabbed the one Vivi had labelled, 'I can't believe it's not butter', and put it on. "Ok so what does it do?" Becca asked.

"Well pretty much all humans love the taste of butter, but not so much the taste of cum..."

Becca blinked, "No...you didn't...."

"Yep! Basically cum will now be the most delicious thing you've ever tasted. In fact soon you'll find yourself craving it more and more and other flavors will dull and become bland."

"What? I don't want that..." Becca tried to pull it off, to no avail, "How do I get it off?"

"Oh that's easy," Vivi smiled infuriatingly. Becca hated her so much. "To remove it all you have to do is swallow a gallon of cum."

"A gallon? That's way too much. How much cum does a guy make anyway? That's like a 1000 blowjobs." Becca couldn't even fathom how much that was. She'd spent the rest of her life on her knees trying to get this ring off.

"Well, probably more than that actually. But trust me, you're going to love doing it. Oh and the ring also makes it so that men will proposition you more often, and you and your partner won't face consequences for public sex acts. See, I am nice."

Becca was unconvinced. She sighed, "And where does that leave my plan to get my body back..."

"I may have an idea..." Vivi grabbed another object off a shelf behind her, "This is a new type of body swapper I've been working on. Instead of swapping minds, it just alters the bodies to look like each other. So if you shoot Kennedy with it, she'll look like you do now, herself, and you'll get your old body back. It only changes the body, so the piercings, clothes, the ring, they'd all stay the same."

That could actually work...Fawkes might even agree to it. He did want **** on Kennedy after all, "What's the catch?" Because there was always a catch.

"No catch. Except the price. $10,000." Vivi said with a smile.

"$10,000! No way..." Becca didn't have the kind of money. Wait, Becca didn't. But Kennedy might..."Do you have MasterCard?"

A short trip to the checkout later and Becca and Cody walked out of the store with a new ring and a brand new bodyswapper. Now she just needed to get her body back and find a man to remove her ring.

Becca pulled out her phone to call another cab when she heard a man's voice, "Excuse me miss..."

*Branch closed - No plans to continue this thread*