I’m naked, but that’s normal

There’s a gust of wind, and I blink, what just happened? The cool air flows around me, and I notice that I’m naked.

Being naked is normal, but when did I undress? It’s slightly alarming to be completely stripped by what felt like a strong breeze, even though I’m a nudist. Ah well, I guess that helps me dispose of my panties and bra easier.

John snickers, and I glare at him. He’s staring at my nipples like he’s never seen them before, what an insolent little fucker! What a creep, based on the tent in his shorts, my little pervert of a brother is getting hard just looking at me, asshole!