I’m Deeply Sorry God

As you start to walk back into your own room, you decide that now would be a good time to take stock. Your a bit tired though as well, so you think that hopefully this will be the last thing to do before going off to bed as you know a man needs his sleep.

So as you move to your desk you pull out a note book and start writing all the things You’ve done, before writing everything you want to do within this next week as least. So let’s see. For one, You’ve proper fucked up Rebecca’s room. Hopefully she’s not too mad, though it’s not like you haven’t cum in her lingerie before. You can’t forget that you also **** mom, and although that was only 10 minutes ago for some reason you’re already starting to feel slightly guilty. I mean yeah she was an utter bitch to you for most of your life, but there were moments she cared for you, like when she would go into school after I got bullied when I was a kid, man I still remember her absolutely going crazy while shouting at that Principal, and you can’t forget the times she helped you after your break up with that slut you called a girlfriend, I mean if it wasn’t for her, you would’ve definitely done something you’d of regretted later.

Ok fuck now you feel really bad. Maybe the power just got to your head. But you just can’t help but think you’ve fucked, I mean what if I didn’t properly change her mind on this and she realises what you did while still having her original personality, you’d be toast. And not to mention Dad, I mean what if she tells him. He’d probably **** you in your sleep before you can even wake up. Fuck fuck fuck. Not to mention your “magic” doesn’t even work on men.

All of a sudden the background sound off the surroundings gets cut off, replaced by a monotone screeching going off right in your ears as loud as a banshee. Some would describe this sound as tinnitus, you’d call it a fucking head case. But you know this sound all to well, ever since “god” introduced himself he’d been very loud in his introductions, it’s almost like you’re getting used to it now…

“FUCK FUCK FUCK.” Shouts a loud voice, clearly belonging to this “god”

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING SMART {JOHN}”

you suddenly start to see the man of the hour standing in a black suit in the middle of your room, between the ages of 45 and 50 though it’s hard to tell, as he’s zooming back and forth in your room, denying you the chance to properly see his face.

“Jesus, could you be a bit quieter, my Mom and Dad are in the next room.”

He suddenly stops walking back and forth finally giving you a chance to actually to see the emotions displayed on his face, confusion is the current look right now with a hint of mockery, treating you as if you’re an idiot for not asking such a thing.

“Are you fucking stupid?” He says sternly. “Im a literal god, you think I have such problems about being too loud incase I wake up your mom or dad.”

You lose eye contact all of a sudden feeling a bit defeated.
“They aren’t actually asleep right now”
Before you even finish he interrupts you once more.
“Oh stop getting your panties in a twist. They can’t hear us okay! Happy now?”
“I guess” you say unenthusiastically as you continue looking at the ground.

“When I told you, you could do anything you want I meant you could do what you want within limits. that’s why I chose you {John} you’re both a fucking pervert but also. INTelligent” he says putting emphasis on the Beginning of the word “intelligent”

“THAT DOESNT MEAN **** YOUR OWN MOTHER WHILE YOUR FATHER IS IN THE HOUSE. NO LESS WHILE BERATING HER WITH INSULTS AND NOT EASING YOUR WAY IN.”

All of a sudden. you start to feel like shit. I mean you thought you were doing everything perfectly before you start to have a panic attack in this room, before Uncle Ben started to give you life lessons. Though as much as his does he’s are hurting your ear canal’s maybe you should listen to him. These powers are incredibly rare, and considering how lucky you are you wouldn’t want them taken away would you.

“Look maybe I got the wrong guy ok, you clearly don’t know how to control yourself, and I get it. A god appears before you promising the powers to fuck every women you know, and then you start to think with your dick. But that doesn’t excuse it. Maybe your not the Einstein I thought you were.” He starts saying.

No way is this gonna happen you think to yourself I mean you just got these powers, you aren’t losing them within an hour of having them.

Suddenly as he starts to leave the room clearly signifying his exit. You start talking.

“Woah woah woah woah… please. Listen. I know I can make this right.” He suddenly stops in his tracks. After a few awkward seconds of nobody talking you start to speak up sensing that it’s the correct time to speak finally.

“Look. I get I fucked up big time mr… god, Person… sorry but I do have to ask what should I call you I mean i don’t even know your name.” After again a couple seconds of silence you say.

“Ok I’ll call you “Dog” as you know it’s “god” but reversed, oh but it does sound kind off—

“Just finish speaking, and yes Dog is fine.”

“Ok well look, what happened to my mom was a total mistake ok it’s just I had a very bad history with her and that was more just me giving her back her own medicine. I promise it won’t happen again ok dog. And look I’ve even started to write down a little journal on what to do and not to in the future. And it’s not as if I didn’t immediately realise after **** my mom it was bad.” After finishing this sentence he then turns back to look directly at you again with that same face he gave you earlier, when you told him to be quieter. You suddenly remember he can probably read your mind, so you correct your self.

“Ok well not immediately afterwards, but afterwards yeah. My point is I still thought about it ok. And look I promise you sir, that it will not happen again.”

Authors note: Hello everyone, sorry about my hiatus from writing, and specifically on this story, I just got a burnt out with writing and I am going through some personal stuff right now, I also can’t promise I will updating this regularly, but u will try my best to not abandon it. Any way, please also leave feedback as it not only helps me become a better writer, but helps me know what you guys and gals want to see next.