I'll take the box!

After placing the order, I waited for her to arrive. A few days later I was delivered a tall box the size of a person, plain brown wrapping over it. After struggling to get it inside, I tore the wrapping off. It was like a giant action figure case or something. I tore it open and found the instructions.

"Thank you for purchasing the Raven Model Cartoon Roboslut blah, blah, blah..." I muttered, skimming through it. "Blah, blah...ah, to turn the Raven Model Cartoon Roboslut on, press the small button located behind the right ear..." Feeling around, I found the button and pressed it. There was a soft whirling sound before she opened her eyes and looked around.

"...so, this is my new home, huh? Well, whatever..." she grumbled, crossing her arms over her impressive boobs. Well, they got the attitude right. "Uh...hey?" I said, waving slightly as her purple eyes fell on to me. She looked me up and down. "John Doe of 321 Elm?" she asked. I guess my information was programmed into her already. "Uh...yeah," was the best reply I could muster. She grabbed my shirt and kissed me hard. ...I could get used to this. She pulled back and whispered into my ear.

"Nice to meet you. Mind if I shower? I still have that factory smell." She smirked. "Want to scrub my back?"