I'll give them something to observe

A sneaky idea was brewing in my head. Knowing what I was going to get up to with the pair had already got me a little excited. Peridot's hug...which mushed those glorious breasts of hers up against me...had only made it worse. Good thing I wore baggy pants. Fortunately, now that I was home with them, I could set about having a little fun with them.

Now, I could probably have just had my way with them and they'd love it, but where was the fun in that? To be honest, I didn't order them just for sex. I mean, there was going to be plenty of it but here was also the issue of companionship. That being said, I wanted to treat them like people...to a degree. I had a few ideas of what I could do to lead to some intimate fun time.

"So...let me make sure I get what you want," I stated slowly. "I'm to just act normal. Like you aren't even here?" I glanced at the pair and nearly burst out laughing. Peridot was on the couch, jumping on it. Judging from her expression, she found the soft, semi-bouncy nature of it to be curious. The combination of the child-like act of jumping on furniture with the expression of intense study on her face was almost too much. The "snrk" coming from Lapis suggested that she too found it funny, but didn't want to offend Peridot. ...or maybe she was afraid if she laughed, Peridot would stop.

Either way, Peridot glanced up at me. "Hm? Oh, yes, yes. Just do whatever it is you would normally do, please, hu...er...John," she replied to my query before jumping on last time, landing on her butt in a sitting position. "Lapis and I will simply observe and...Lapis, hat off in the house." Grumbling, Lapis Lazuli removed her baseball cap. I was surprised that Peridot even knew that wearing a hat inside was considered rude to some people. She tossed her cap at Peridot who fumbled with it for a moment before placing it on the cushion next to her and giving the taller gem a pout that I guess was supposed to be scolding but came off more cute than anything else. "...anyway, we'll observe you. In fact, you probably shouldn't even address us unless you have to," Peridot finished.

Shrugging, I left the room, heading to the linen closet to grab a towel. The way I figure it, seeing me naked should get the pair going and after walking for so long, I really could use a shower. After gathering everything I needed for it, I went inside the bathroom and turned the water on. I had shut the door, but as I removed my clothes, I could hear it creak open ever so slightly.

"Subject seems to be preparing to perform some form of grooming ritual. He...oh my..." I heard Peridot whisper into her tape recorder. "...oh, is that normal? Suh...subject has...uh...d...disrobed and...oh my, is it getting hotter in here? I think it is..."

As I got into the shower, I heard a bit of scuffling. "Okay, lemme see what's...oh wow..." I heard Lapis whisper before the sound of the water around me made it impossible to hear the whispers. It was a struggle to remember to just shower instead of trying to keep track of what those two were doing. My heart was speeding up. It's the suspense that gets me.