Human Biology

While you have all the knowledge required to teach any subject you wish, you decided to specialize in human biology for one major reason; it was the most fun way to flaunt your absolute superiority.

The way your average class would go is that you would get your students to study a certain aspect of the human body, gather enough samples to form a reliable average for that the area of study for that day, then you casually offer a sample of your own body for the study, then watch on in amusement as they attempt to figure out why your sample diverges so wildly that it is akin asking your students to compare the lethality of nerf darts, then offering them to compare it to a bullet from a magnum at the end.

Your personal favourite of these comparisons is when you asked students to compare the density of sperm in 1ml of semen between subjects. When you contributed to your semen to the study, one student was so in disbelief that your sperm density was one billion times greater than everyone else's that he demanded a second sample, believing that your first sample had been contaminated somehow.

You happily complied and gave him a second sample. What happened next briefly surprised even yourself. Your second semen sample had one million times more sperm density than your first. That's one quadrillion times more sperm density than the rest of the samples.

You smiled to yourself as you realized that you were so perfect that even a past version of yourself from one second ago is completely helpless before your absolutely superior existence.

With this realization dawning on you, an idea enters your head...