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Chapter 1159
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What do you do?
Hop like a bunny!
Within the halls of the Royal Palace, your party dresses up again. This time, you're not separated from the rest. Snow suits up in her skin-tight bodysuit and looks fantastic with her now bow slung behind her back. Meanwhile, Candy once again looks fully like an adorable little clown with her poofy dress and jester cap. Kailani does put back on her usual shells, which means she's now able to move without threat of a nip slip at any moment. And of course, you have your light armour back on as well. But after your final goodbyes, it's time to depart for now. At least you have a way to return, whether that be with a properly placed Bunny Hop, or more easily, with the aid of the Lady of the Lake. Speaking of Bunny Hop, however, you huddle up close with both Snow and Candy as you ready yourself for liftoff.
"It's fascinating that you can do this," says Candy. "You know, many members of the Circle would be more than eager to examine you closer. Even me." She grins wide.
"I think we did a lot of examining already today," you reply.
"Not everything is about that. I meant that it's interesting that you can do what you do, so you should probably also be cautious. I'm sure others would like to have what you have."
"I imagine so, yeah. Though I don't even fully know what I have."
"Whatever powers you've gained, they're all yours to use," Snow comments. "You aren't anything else but yourself, Kyle."
"That's right, Snow. Thanks." With your leg muscles flexed, you're ready to leap. "Hold on tight."
"Bye, everyone!" Kailani waves, with both Vaddund and Zag behind her. "Bye-bye!"
Something happens just before you jump. A figure above drops something, which is caught easily by Snow. It looks to be a conch shell of some sort. Though it's too late to question it now. Your Bunny Hop sends you far away.
With that, the world stretches and warps around you, sending you through space in a manner that you remember used to bring you far more nausea than it does now. You're getting a lot more used to your abilities, even the two granted to you by godlike beings. On top of that, you always find it the easiest to teleport back to Castle Phoenix compared to anywhere else. Your heart is there after all. It's the place where you rose from the ashes, and where those who mean the most to you reside. It's home.
What do you do?
A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
Updated on Jun 11, 2026
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