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Disclaimer before anything else. This is going to have Worldbuilding but the main character is NOT a good guy, he's a creep and a perv and unabashedly THE bad guy. Expect lots of insults, humiliation and profanity, and lots of actual smut in this...it'll be very smutty. You've been warned.

'Oh...yeah...I'm a minotaur now. So that wasn't a dream...Well shit, this is awesome! I knew those sexy bitches were weird, calling themselves goddesses and shit! but they did what they told me...? wait so...that weird twink telling me I should do good things was trying to get me on their side...? Hah, sucker! I can so easily maneuver around not hurting temples and clergy~!'

[Welcome player.]

“Wut?”

[Let us commence your tutorial.]

“whu?”

[first, accustom yourself to your dungeon.]

“HUUUH????

wait, wait, wait...that thing, the...the cheat thing they told me about! THIS is my cheat!?”

[Yes, dumbass, now get moving.]

“...did my power just sass me?”

[Is the Grand Priestess of the Malzar religious? you cheeky fuck.]

“OK! Ok I'm going!...damn...wait, what's a Malzar?”

[...]

“Hey, what's a damn Malzar!?”

[Learn about it your own damn self, I'm not giving you instant knowledge, you cheater!]

“Isn't cheating the premise of my existence here though?”

[Just do what I told you! Fuckin' stubborn bastard...]

“Hah!”