Home Delivery

After giving the company your credit card information and arranging for your roboslut to be delivered, the call ends, and for the next four days, life goes on as usual. You would probably forget all about the strange ad and telephone exchange if not for the several thousand dollars that promptly disappears from your bank account.

On the fourth day, you come home to discover a large cardboard box on your front porch. The return address, of course, says that it is from Cartoon Robosluts, Ltd.

You quickly open the door and push the box through, sliding it across the floor until you reach the living room. Grabbing a box cutter, you cut away the tape across the top of the box, then pull open the flaps to reveal the most beautiful female you have ever laid eyes on.

Curled up on her side, the Arabian princess in the box looks like she's sleeping, a gentle smile on her lips. Her delicate hands are clasped beneath her head like a pillow, and the afternoon light glints softly off the golden necklace and earrings she wears. Her long, silky black hair gleams, and the clear blue sapphire in her headband practically glows. No doubt about it, this is the lovely young android you ordered!

Down by her feet, there's a blue owner's manual. Following its instructions, you reach down and press the blue jewel set into her headband. There is a soft click, a beep, and a pair of lovely brown eyes flutter open. The desert beauty slowly sits up in her box, then those deep, exotic eyes fix on yours. She smiles warmly at you.

"Hello," she says softly, in that same smooth, sultry voice you remember from the movie. "I'm Jasmine. Are you my Master?"

"Y-yes," you blurt out, transfixed by her beautiful eyes, gorgeous face, and the stunning body that her blue silk outfit does little to cover.

Jasmine's smile widens, and she stands up slowly, getting her balance. Then she steps out of the box, walks over to you, and draws you into a deep, passionate kiss. It's as though the two of you have been lovers for years, not strangers who are meeting for the first time. As the shock wears off, you find your arms sliding around Jasmine's slim young waist, pulling her closer. She laughs, a gentle sound, and takes a moment to pull back and flash you a sly smile with her full, pink lips.

"It's very nice to meet you," she says, then gives you another delicious kiss before asking,