His actual species, along with how he got there

"Wait, so you actually are a human!?" She said in disbelief. "I just thought you were an Incubus who got really good at your human disguise!"

"Ah, that would make sense." Moka nodded as she realized where Kurumu was coming from, before turning to Tsukane. "That's probably what most monsters around here assume. The disguise part, anyway." Kurumu nodded her head rapidly to confirm. "Yeah, I only thought incubus after the power display in the infirmary. So you're a human who wished for the power of an incubus to survive here? How did you end up here at all?"

"Well..." Tsukane scratched the back of his head anyway. This was a bit embaressing for him. (for completely non sexual reasons, for once!) But if he couldn't confide in two devoted sex slaves, who could he confide in? "I had trouble getting into various universities. I just couldn't make it past the entrance exams." He said a bit defensively. "On my way home after one such attempts, I saw a priest staggering along the road, wearing a habit-"

"It was probably a nun, they wear the habits." Moka interjected, causing Kurumu and Tsukane to stare at her. "What? I'm a Vampire who has a cross shaped rosary. My family taught me about various religions." She said with a shrug, the two of them just wordlessly just returned to the conversation while Moka quietly asked her inner self if that was weird or not.

"Any way, the nun was walking like they were a bit tipsy, so I started walking over to help before a piece of paper fell out of their robe. I bent down to pick it up for them, but they disappeared when I looked back up. Turns out it was an acceptance letter for this school. My parents just jumped to the conclusion that I had been accepted, and I didn't want to disappoint them. So I boarded the bus and ended up here." He finished, his two sex slaves giving him some deadpan expressions.

"How did you not realize this was a university for monsters!? It's called _Yokai _Academy! Aren't you Japanese!?" Kurumu shouted at him in disbelief.

"I thought it was just a name! I didn't know monsters were REAL until a couple days ago!" Tsukane defended himself. A sudden chuckle brought both of their attention to the pink haired vampire, who was trying to hold back laughter.

"Pft-! S-sorry, I-I'm not laughing at y-you, M-Master." She managed to get out. "J-just think about the comedy of errors that led you f-from there to meeting us. Pft-bahaha!" She finally burst out laughing, quickly joined by Kurumu and Tsukane after a minute. It really did take a lot of mistakes on his, the nun, and his parents for him to arrive there. After 15 minutes, they managed to catch their breath, Tsukane looking at Kurumu. "So, did you have anything in mind for fun?"