Herbal Remedies

Jordan stared at the tiny, erect nub peeking out from his pubes. How had it come to this? Just a week ago, his penis had been a respectable 6 inches long, give or take. But then he'd impulsively ordered some herbal supplements online, hoping to cure his emotional issues and feelings of inadequacy. Now, the little guy topped out at a pathetic 1/3 of an inch. Soft.

He cringed remembering how his sister Keely had burst into the bathroom while he was strugging to shave around the nearly invisible appendage. Her shocked gasp still echoed in his ears.

"Jordan, what the hell?! Is that...your...?" she'd sputtered, eyes wide.

Jordan had shoved past her, humiliated, not daring to meet her gaze. "Shut up, it's none of your business!" he'd hissed, slamming the door.

Heart pounding, he'd braced his hands on the counter and stared at his reflection in the mirror. His face burned with shame. How could he face going to work, to class, with a micropenis? He'd rather die.

With trembling fingers, he'd pulled up the website for the supplements on his phone. Scrolling past glowing "I grew 4 inches in 3 days!" testimonials, he'd finally found a tiny link at the very bottom: "Potential side effects. Click here to report an issue."

After filling out a lengthy form describing his problem, Jordan had submitted it and waited. For what felt like an eternity. His phone finally chimed with an email from the company. With a sick feeling in his gut, he'd opened it.

Dear valued customer,

Thank you for reaching out with your concerns. We apologize that you are experiencing unwanted effects from our product. In rare cases, temporary penile atrophy can occur in sensitive individuals. Please accept our sincerest apologies.

The good news is that this issue is reversible. We are shipping you a recovery pack that will return your penis size to normal within 7-10 days. In the meantime, we recommend the following:

Shave your pubic area thoroughly to prevent the tiny erect penis from making urination difficult

Engage in daily Kegel exercises to help stimulate blood flow

Avoid stress and maintain a balanced diet

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact us. Your satisfaction is our top priority.

Sincerely, The Herbal Bliss Customer Service Team

Jordan had stared at the email, numb. 7-10 days? He didn't know if he could make it that long with a clitoris-sized cock. Feeling defeated, he'd trudged to the bedroom and crawled into bed, pulling the covers over his head.

For the next three days, he barely left his room. He scrounged for snacks in the kitchen late at night when he was sure the coast was clear. The house felt extra empty, as his sister had some cheerleading event to attend and was staying at a friend's house.

Jordan spent his time wallowing in misery, stuffing his face with junk food and binge-watching TV. His grades would surely suffer, but he couldn't bring himself to care. School suddenly seemed so inconsequential with his penis malfunction.

He was jolted out of his self-pity party on the fourth morning by an obnoxious buzzing. Stumbling to the door in pajama pants, Jordan peered out the peephole to see a delivery person holding a package. His heart leapt. The recovery supplements had finally arrived.

Ripping open the box, he frantically read the instructions. Two pills three times a day. He dry-swallowed four, just to be sure. Laying back on the bed, he waited.

Within minutes, he felt a stirring in his groin. Shock and disbelief warred on his face as he watched his nub slowly stretch upwards and outwards. But it plateaued at a paltry 3.33 inches, throbbing almost painfully hard. Jordan whimpered.

A perky voice on the phone made him jump. "Thank you for calling Herbal Bliss customer service. My name is Kayla, how can I assist you today?"

"Hi, um, my penis...I took the recovery pills but it's only 3 inches long and it won't go down," Jordan said desperately.

"Okay, let me just look up your account...Alright, I see the issue. Can you please confirm your name and order number?"

Jordan rattled off the information, squirming as his erect micro dick bobbed with the motion.

"Alright Mr. Peterson, I'm going to go ahead and ship you a supplemental package to see us through. It may take a few days though. In the meantime, I recommend engaging in frequent ejaculations to relieve the pressure. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out."

"Wait, how frequent is frequent?" Jordan asked frantically.

"Well, I'd say 3-4 times a day should do the trick. And please make sure to measure carefully...I'd like you to report back with exact numbers so we can best assist you." She sent a video of how to measure.

https://xhamster.com/videos/full-size-measurements-of-my-soft-and-hard-cock-ends-with-nut-xhd7fKn

Jordan swallowed hard. "Okay, yeah, sure. Thanks."

He'd barely hung up before he heard Keely's key in the front door. Shit! In a panic, he grabbed a discarded t-shirt and hastily covered his lap.

"What's going on with you?" Keely demanded as she barged into his room, kicking off her shoes. "Mom and Dad are going ballistic that you've been skipping school and work."

Jordan shrugged, trying to look nonchalant while clutching the shirt in a white-knuckled grip. "I'm just having a little trouble with my, um, wiener. It's a real thing, I swear!"

Keely rolled her eyes. "Your wiener? Really? That's the best you've got?"

She plopped down on the bed next to him and he flinched, drawing his knees up defensively. The movement caused his tented shirt to shift...

"Well, would you look at that," Keely remarked, eyeing the straining material with undisguised fascination. "Is that a carrot in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"KEELEY!" Jordan shrieked, trying to shield himself. But it was too late. Quick as a flash, she'd whipped out her phone and snapped a picture.

"Don't you dare post that anywhere!" he wailed, voice cracking. Hot tears of embarrassment stung his eyes.

"Aww, don't cry little bro," Keely cooed, patting his cheek. "I'm just teasing. I'm not going to post it."

She frowned, studying his face. "You really are upset though, aren't you? Come on, tell sis what's really going on."

Jordan sniffled and looked away but she continued to stare at him, waiting expectantly. He sighed.

"I ordered these supplements online and they messed up my dick," he admitted miserably. "It was only an inch long and then these recovery pills made it a little bigger but it won't go down now and I don't know what to do!"

"Whoa, that's heavy," Keely said, sitting back. "I'm sorry, dude. That must really suck."

She patted his shoulder awkwardly. "Well, I guess you'll just have to beat off a bunch! Get it out, and then get it out again if you know what I mean," she said with a wink.

Jordan groaned at the terrible pun but felt a small smile tug at his lips. "You're a real riot, sis. A regular comedian."

"I try," Keely grinned. She hopped up off the bed. "I've got another cheer competition to get to. You gonna be okay?"

Jordan nodded, sniffling. "Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine."

"Okay, cool. Feel better," Keely said, blowing him a kiss as she headed for the door. "And hey, when you're back in working order I expect you to take me out for a 'thank you for not posting that pic' dinner deal?"

"Deal," Jordan laughed shakily, watching her go. "Love you, sis."

"Love you too, bro," Keely called over her shoulder before disappearing down the hall.

Alone again, Jordan sighed and ran a hand through his hair before picking up his phone to conduct a very awkward video conference with Kayla about penis measurements. It was going to be a long few days.