Her crush, Jason

As the next car pulled up, I couldn't help but think that it looked a bit familiar. I shrugged it off and waved the car into the garage, not wanting to freak myself out anymore than I already was. The car drove into place, and I immediately got to work, doing my best to forget about the fact that all my assets were on full display.

But when the driver of the car rolled his window down, my heart sank. It was Jason, the guy at school I've had a crush on for the past year or so!

"Emily?" Jason asked, clearly shocked and confused.

"Jason!" I gasped. I was frozen, unable to even move to cover myself.

"Holy shit, I thought I recognized you! What are you doing washing cars... naked?" he asked.

"Well... uh..." I started to explain. How the fuck do I explain to him why I'm working totally, 100% butt naked? Do I tell him the real reason? Or do I make something up? And that's if I can even find the courage to speak!