Her clothes are nowhere to be found

Jessica looked down and saw nothing and nobody. Her clothes had completely vanished without a trace, and there was nothing but a peaceful late summer day gracing her yard.

"Hello?" she called out again. "Hello?"

After waiting a few moments, Jessica thought "fuck this!" and stormed off. She was already late as hell, there was no way she was going to school naked! In what was one of the first good thoughts she had had in a while, Jessica realized that her mother was roughly the same size as her - down to the same killer boobs and backside - and figured that she wouldn't mind her borrowing a few items given the circumstances. So, she went off to her mother's bedroom to get dressed for the third time that day.

"Derrick, you're a legend!" Dylan shouted for joy when Derrick brought home the four trash bags.

"What are we going to do with these?" Derrick asked.

"It's simple, silly. We'll say we found these and ask her if they're hers. Her phone was in her room, right?"

"Yeah."

"And you got her number, right?"