He will soon

Reality: Old Rule: The Owner of the Notebook remembers any changes to the world

Theo look down at the massive absurdly large penis hanging like a snake between his thigh. What the fuck? When did that get there?

It could only be one thing. Whoever had taken the notebook had done it. But why increase Theo's dick size?

'No, he must have done it across a whole category of people,' Theo realized, as he noticed an even larger trouser snake bulging in the pants of another customer in the cafe.

'Fuck! He can make any change he wants and I can't stop him,' Theo realized. 'He-he could be anyone, hell he might not be a he!'

Another more confident and heroic man might decide that he would reclaim the notebook no matter what, that he would track down the one making rules and steal back the power over the world.

'I suppose that is it,' Theo sighed, staring down morosely. 'My one chance to really be someone and I blew it. Might as well just go home!'