He gets creative.

Matt smiled as a plan formed in his mind. Penny smiled too, glad that he was finally coming to terms with their new situation. "What are you thinking, babe?"

"I'll stop insulting you and questioning your humanity, but are you up for some truly degrading shit?"

Ruby chimed in as she re-entered the room lazily. "You know she is, Matty."

He grinned. "Good. Let's go home and get you dressed."

The hardware store employee cheerfully greeted them as they walked in. Matt was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and Penny was in a midriff-baring cutoff and short shorts. "Hi, all! Anything I can help you find?" Matt handed her their shopping list. "Actually, we're gonna stay here and make out while you go get it for us."

She gave an enthusiastic thumbs-up and disappeared into the store. Penny and Matt sat on a bench and she cooed softly. "Aw, that's so sweet that you wanna make out while someone else does our shopping..."

"Honestly, I think for now I'll just feel your tits while you give me a handjob," Matt replied cheerily. Penny laughed.

"Ok, bud. I'm glad you're warming up to our arrangement. I'll do anything for you, but I want you to enjoy it. To enjoy me." She began unzipping his jeans, but he stopped her.

"Uh-uh," he admonished. "Tits out, then handjob."

Penny smiled sheepishly as though she'd forgotten something obvious and quickly pulled off her skimpy top. Matt reached out and pinched her left nipple hard. She hummed with pleasure as she went to work on his shaft.

Shoppers passed by nonchalantly as she furiously pumped, occasionally offering compliments on her technique and his physique. He felt a little precum dribbling out and had an idea.

"Hey babe, can I come in your eye?" he asked amicably.

"That's a great idea!" she said enthusiastically. "God, that would have been so gross and unpleasant before. Here, let's trying to line it up-"

He grunted, but just before he climaxed their shopper returned with a cartful of goods. Penny turned to greet her and ended up getting an earful of semen. It splashed off the side of her head, getting into her hair. She and the employee shared a laugh at that, while Matt looked irritated.

"Oh my gosh, did he just jism in your ear?" the employee asked. "That's hilarious! Why did you come in her ear?"

"I was shooting for her eye before you distracted her. You know what? Since you decided to interrupt our little moment, why don't you suck it out of her ear?"

The employee shrugged and put her mouth to the side of Penny's head. Penny scrunched up her semen-speckled face. "Oh man, that tickles!"