He doesn't need to, he has a friend

The next day Edvin’s closest female friend, Jolanka, came by to check on him. Why had he been late for work?

She found him happy, but a bit out of it, was he on ****? It was when she went to get some ice from the freezer that she saw it, the Bad Bitch Banana Nut. She’d seen the ads herself and recognized the bright packaging. Had that idiot actually done it? He couldn’t be that stupid surely. Why did he even have it. She opened it and saw where two spoonful's had been scooped out. She confronted him and wound up screaming at him “You know what’s in it don’t you!” Why couldn’t he see how dangerous this was? She confiscated it and ran out as he began to show some signs of agitation.

Now the carton was in her apartment and she couldn’t leave it anywhere that Edvin might get his hands on it, he’d corrupt them all. As a matter of fact she was skeptical of men in general... They seemed entirely too willing to give it up to any slutty Futa offering them all of her holes with no holds barred. Basically, they thought with their dicks and dicks are dumb. She’d have to dispose of the ice cream such that no stupid men could get their hands on it. Letting it melt down the drain in her kitchen sink was what she settled on. So she rested the carton on its side in the sink and sat down to watch some TV.

When a pornographic advertisement for Corruption Creamery came on promising “You’ll go bad before it does!” she decided to check on the progress. As she walked into the kitchen the rich smell of banana smacked her in the face, the sweet taste it of it settled on the back of her tongue as she breathed in the powerful scent. It smelled so good that she couldn’t help but have a tiny taste. She slid her finger through the stream of liquid ice cream leaking into the sink and sucked her finger off. Her body responded and she quickly drenched her panties. She continued sucking well after she had swallowed every bit of the cream on her finger. As her wet finger slid out between glistening lips she giggled and her fingers disappeared into wet pussy for a little playtime. She found her G-spot easily and brought herself to a squirting orgasm.

Fuck! She’d made such a mess! She’d never cum so hard before and she hadn’t even known that she could squirt! When she stood up again the kitchen was full of that rich scent assailing her nose. She replaced the lid on the ice cream and put it in her freezer. Of course men were too weak to indulge themselves in such a delectable treat, but on second thought throwing it away would be a terrible waste. After all a disciplined woman such as herself could enjoy such a sinful treat responsibly.

She wasn’t late for work the next day, not that she needed any proof that she could handle things better than Edvin. The thought made her smile he was a bit of a hot mess, but his heart was in the right place.

The pudding she had with her lunch was OK, but she knew that her dessert after dinner would be amazing!

She washed her dinner dishes and put them in the drying rack before taking a spoon to the freezer. Her tongue lapped her lips in anticipation of her treat as she opened the door and there it was. She allowed herself one spoonful. The delightfully sweet cream melted in her mouth and she chased it around with her tongue before swallowing it. She could feel her body temperature rising and her stiff nipples brushed against the soft fabric of her bra driving her crazy. She’d just managed to pull her bra off her tender nipples and lowered her panties when the orgasm hit. Her knees got wobbly and she sank to her knees as pussy and nipples lit up with pleasure that spread through her body. Her vagina gaped and contracted and she was gushing all over her panties, jeans, and floor. It was one of the most intense orgasms she’d ever had and after cleaning up she decided to call it an early night. Small aftershocks of pleasure were still washing over her as she fell asleep.