He's left with the wrong dick.

K-T was pretty sure he was the last student to leave yet the minuscule dick on the left of his missing one was still there. And when he read the name on it he understood.

There was another family of Smiths in town, with absolutely no link to his own. And would you know it, just like Emily and him were twins, this other family had also a pair of twins of the same age as him. Kevin Smith, who he realized was the owner of the minuscule dick he saw this morning on the left of his box and Kaytleen his sister, who despised K-T because some though they were somewhat related.

"Look you obviously gave my dick to the wrong person!" he said pointing at the small shriveled dick.

On K-T's insistance the witch called a colleague as she had just taken her post when he had arrived, she was there so that the few male teachers and members of staff, none of which were exempt from the rule, could recover their parts.

"Oh right it has already been claimed by a K-T Smith. It was a bit strange but he insisted it was his." said the witch.

"how could you do that?"

"Listen, we had an unclaimed dick no one had signed for with the name K-T Smith, he's Kevin Theodore Smith and insisted it was his and his own sister confirmed it. You'll have to see this with them. Thankfully the spell to detach and attach those things is pretty easy and is on every wand provided to the girls. Now if there isn't anything else you have to leave." She told him on a tone that made it clear that any more complaints would only get him more trouble than he already had.

"But you can't leave me like this!" he pleaded pointing at his crotch.

"I can give you this one if you want. I doubt he'll give you the other one if he ends up with nothing himself. This is this or nothing, choose fast." She explained, pointing at the ridiculous one incher.

K-T thought about it, it probably would be better than nothing and would give him a small amount of leverage to get his dick back.