Hasta la vista Amigos!

Walkin down the street humming ‘Fuck this shit I’m out hmmmm mmmm. Fuck this shit I’m out. No thanks. Don’t mind me, imma just grab my stuff and leave. Excuse me ple- ’ huf .

“Sorry, my fault, I wasn’t looking--” Awww shit. “Here, lemme help” Welp’ at least I know when I landed, a short blond girl in a moe-as-fuck dress wearing a… how do you call on her head? Eh whatever. I landed on this world the same day Asia arrives.

“Ah! Apologies signore” Goddamit why does she have to be so cute… “Excuse me, I am looking for a church in this address and I am lost, would you happen to know the way?”

Ah yeah, the fallen church thing. Oh boy, this means the still has to go through the whole “rip half your soul out”. Euugh...

…And I probably already messed up the meeting with the Issei kid that causes her to survive. Butterfly effect is such a BITCH. Unless there is some sort of fixed causality that could make her bump in to him anyway…

Fucking delicate anime timelines!

“Ehhh… mister?” Ah shit between the moe and the inner monologue haven’t done anything! Quick brain, say something!

“Sorry sorry, I had something stuck on my mind ” Nailed the fuck out of it. “I actually recall seeing a church back there” Okay nothing’s lost yet, have seen the church on my way, I am sure I can go the long way, find the protag, and make an excuse to bail out on them. Brain you genius.

With some luck I won’t have to get involved on the plot. I don’t even think I have a broken skill to cheat my way in!

I still feel shitty for just putting her through it even if she ultimately comes up much better but… Really, a bunch of beam-totting magic psychos. Nope.