Harem Feud

Eric looked up and down the row of girls sadly. He didn’t want any more eliminations but with so many rounds to go, each potentially losing VP, it almost seemed inevitable. His gaze settled on Felicia, awaiting her fate. She’d been awful to everyone it was true, but he didn’t wish any of those transformations on her.

From his vantage point he’d been able to see the transformation options for everyone, although it seemed magic prevented him from speaking. He made eye contact with Trinity. Despite her smile he could see sadness in her eyes. Even though it wasn’t her magic, it obviously made her sad to be the face of this whole thing. He tried to give her a sympathetic look and he thought she understood. Then she nodded to him and started presenting again.

“Welcome back everyone, time for the results! First up is Marco’s transformation. With 55% of the total the winner was copycat…but it is being vetoed. One audience member suggested a hybrid version, ‘Kali-Cat’ and the producer’s are running with it. Marcos, this is the last time you’ll ever hear someone address you that way…your name is now, and always has been Kali. Additionally you are going to copy one of Beatriz’ transformations…though it might be more fun not to tell you which one. You’ll find out soon enough. You are also getting yet another breast expansion, just to line you up with Mali. Now the two of you are 100% identical once again.

There were several other audience suggestions and the producers want me to thank everyone for your wonderful suggestions.

Now then moving on, Kali’s Reward Vote. This was a close race between the immunity token and the headstart, and again there were several wonderful audience suggestions. In the end, the immunity token is the winner with 37% of the vote!” A small statue appeared in Trinity’s hands and she hurried over and passed it to Kali, “You may invoke this to bypass one round. But you must use it before the semi-finals or it becomes useless. You can use it after the game is announced but as soon as the game begins it will be too late. Now then one audience member suggested Kali doesn’t deserve it and it should go to Sarah instead. I think that’s a great idea, but we aren’t about to make it happen. Instead the token is transferable. Kali can give it to whomever she pleases, or use it herself. No pressure.

Next is Isla’s punishment. Inconvenient Moo ran away with it at 54%, but we are going with another audience suggestion instead. Isla gets, ‘Milking time’. During the competition anyone not on her team can yell out Milking Time! This will immediately cause her to fill up and trigger her MOO! Transformation. Can only be used once per round, and only until the semi-finals.

Yaz gets a very similar punishment. Say my Name had 60% of the vote. Anyone saying Yaz’ name will cause her to orgasm, and trigger her brain pop. Can only be triggered by the opposite not on her team once per round,” Trinity sighed as she was forced to whisper the next part, “but no limit from her own teammates,” Hopefully they didn’t cause poor Yaz too much trouble, “And finally we come to Felicia.

Felicia had some good suggestions from the audience which we are going to incorporate into her transformation but ultimately the winner was Tsundere with 48%. However the producers thought it would be even more fun for them if she didn’t know what her elimination transformation is. In fact, she’ll never believe you if you tell them. Let’s observe shall we,” Trinity turned to Felicia, “Felicia, don’t you think Eric is so handsome? Don’t you just love him?”

Felicia blushed, but then shook her head and made a fist, “What? No. Of course not. I don’t love his stupid sexy face or how he’s so nice and kind to his Harem. What a dummy.”

“Anyway I’m sure Eric will have lots of fun with that. Now for the audience's suggestions, Felicia is still an android who needs her batteries charged but we’re getting rid of her power cord. Instead she’ll need to spend time on a special one bar prison which will charge her right up.

Also she’s going to lose access to modifying her own code and we’re going to lower the inhibitions of others when it comes to messing around with it. We’ve added new features too, she can be programmed to change her body now too, like if I wanted to do this,” Trinity pulled out her phone and typed something, and suddenly Felicia had black and white striped skin like a zebra, “Or this,” now she shrunk down to just 5 feet tall, “Or even this,” Felicia’s tits ballooned up until they touched the ground. She looked panicked but couldn’t do anything. Trinity pressed another button and she was instantly back to normal.

“Now Felicia obviously doesn’t need to participate anymore, and it looks like being stuck in the void drained her batteries. Let’s help her out.” Trinity snapped her fingers. First they saw a pole rise out of the ground beside Eric’s throne. Then two small circles, a couple inches in diameter each, rose up on either side of the pole. Felicia disappeared from the stage and reappeared beside Eric, impaled on the pole. She was on her tip-toes, with only enough room on the small platforms for her toes. She was still wearing her maid outfit and she looked furious, “Now don’t worry everyone. She’s an android remember, I’ve made her strong enough to hold that pose indefinitely. She’s in no danger of being harmed. Of course simply having the dildo in her pussy isn’t going to charge her up, we have to turn it on.” And snap and Felicia instantly moaned. Eric was close enough to hear the vibrator buzzing away.

“Are you ok Felicia?” He asked with genuine concern.

“What? You care?” She blushed and smiled at him. Then she dropped the smile and scowled, “I mean, you care?” This time she was dripping with sarcasm, “I don’t need your sympathy. I’m doing just fine.”

Eric sighed. There was nothing he could do for her now. He wasn’t sure what he thought about her elimination choice. It was certainly better than erasing her emotions and forcing her to be a robot, but from a personal level he wasn’t sure how he felt about her being in love with him. It was a fake love, would he just be taking advantage of her? Then again maybe it was a small mercy. She gets to act the way she normally acts, but still actually enjoy any intimacy they shared.

Eric looked at Trinity, who winked at him. He was sure her mind was already full of ideas on how to use Felicia’s program. What was that saying? Happy wife, happy life? He looked back over at Felicia, fuck, he had to admit. She was pretty hot. Maybe this show had corrupted him a little bit, he didn’t think there was any way he’d be able to resist her once she flipped from cold to hot.

Trinity turned to look at all the contestants, “Now I did tell you I’d let you know the first game after the voting so here it is, You’ll be playing Family Feud! Or rather, Harem Feud. The rules are simple. The game will start with the two captains going head to head. I'll announce a question that we collected answers for in a survey and whoever buzzes in with the most popular response gets to play for points. Then I’ll go down the row of teammates asking for responses until you either clear the board or get three mistakes. After the third mistake I’ll ask the other team and if they get any answer they get to steal the points.

Then I’ll ask a new question and we’ll start all over. Points are doubled in the third round, tripled in the fourth. Game ends when one team gets to 300 points, or if after 4 questions neither team is there, I’ll ask one sudden-death question.

In the normal feud the winning team plays Fast Money, but in our game the losing team will. Two players from the losing team will play a mini-game to try to get 200 points in 5 questions with one guess each. If they win, their team loses no VP this round. If they lose, they will all lose VP equal to the amount they lost Fast Money divided equally amongst the team. So for either team a score of zero would result in every single one of you being eliminated. .

Finally once a victor is declared, who gets eliminated? For this round the team captains get to pick. Yes, quite a tough decision isn’t it. You can use whatever criteria you want. Except you may not pick yourself. Now then the game begins in 30 minutes, you are free to move and talk now. You all have dressing rooms where you can rest and adjust to the changes while you wait.” Trinity watched the audience fade out, they’d log back in later. Freed from her hosting duties she went to Eric. She didn’t say anything, she just sat in his lap and let him hold her.

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Kali looked in the mirror. She knew her name was different now. She couldn’t remember what it was, but she knew it wasn’t Kali. Still, Kali just felt right. As far as she could remember it had always been her name. Something else was different too. One of Beatriz’s transformations. Kali wasn’t stupid, it was pretty easy to figure out. Eric…wow. She’d known him for a long time. Virtually at least. He was a better friend to her than any of her IRL friends. She’d never thought of him sexually at all. But right after the transformation she caught his eye and his heart skipped a beat. Since when was he so attractive?

Her attraction to Beatriz hadn’t changed at all, she was obviously bisexual now. It was a weird place to be in. She still remembered being a man, but since the name change can’t remember ever using male pronouns. Is she really a woman now? Woman’s body. Woman’s name and pronouns. Finds men attractive. What exactly makes her a man or a woman?Of course she’d decided even before this last transformation that it didn’t really matter. She was who she was. She loved Beatriz and would marry her. Nothing else really matters.

She heard a knock at the door and turned her head. Beatriz didn’t wait for an answer and opened the door, “Kali…wow that feels weird. Like I’ve always known your name was Kali but never said it aloud…anyway…how are you doing? You holding up ok?”

Kali nodded, “Ya.” She smiled, a genuine smile, “Better now that you are here.”

Beatriz stepped forward and grabbed the top of Kali’s shirt, “I was torn between giving you some space or fucking your brains out,” she ripped the top down, “obviously you know which won.”

Kali moaned as Beatriz started squeezing her chest, “Oh yes. I’d rather you be here too.” Beatriz surprised Kali by lifting her up and tossing her on the nearby bed. She’d been surprised to see a bed in a dressing room, but of course her experience was quite limited. Beatriz looked up at her, eyes full of lust.

“You’re mine Kali.” She said confidently.

“I’m yours Beatriz.” Kali replied. Man or woman, it didn’t matter. Kali was happy.

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Yaz had hurried to her room and shut the door behind her. She was worried about anyone talking to her. It would be so easy to accidentally say her name and trigger the brain pop. She didn’t think the others would take advantage but then again this was the final competition. She pulled out her phone and pulled up Alexandra’s app. ‘Alexandra may not say Yaz’s name.’ There, that would help a little right? Unfortunately it failed to pass, 5-4. Likely along team lines.

Oh well, she’d just have to take her chances. She slumped into a chair. Worst friend huh? Also one of the biggest falls. Those were probably fair assessments. She had initially been eager, fun loving, but she really got into her own head. She’d started off making friends, but then she fell into old ways, caring more about herself than those around her.

Time to refocus. She knew now what her wish would be if she did win. She wanted to live her life differently this time. She wasn’t going to be selfish anymore. She was going to dedicate her life to helping others. Wish or no wish. She was going to make herself worthy of Eric, of her new friends. She’d leave Yazmin behind completely. A relic of a bygone era.

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Sarah was cuddling with Jenny. It felt nice to be in her arms, and made her feel ok about the upcoming challenge. She didn’t need to win, she just didn’t want an elimination exit. If they lost, as long as she wouldn’t lose more than 12 VP, she was ok if Jenny chose her. Still, she didn’t even bother bringing it up. SHe knew she’d never convince Jenny to pick her. Not in a million years.

Jenny giggled, “So we are the most fuckable couple huh?”

Sarah rolled her eyes, “Guess so. The audience must like big tits.”

“Please, everyone has big tits now. Maybe it is an Asian fetish like Trinity said.”

“Ciela isn’t Asian. And I’m not anymore.”

Jenny clicked her tongue, “Right, but 3 out of the top 4 are Asian. And you might have pale skin, but you are still Asian. And Ciela is black, maybe they like POCs.”

Sarah laughed, “Come on. Beatriz and Isla were runner up least fuckable. Try another theory.”

“Right…oh. They like Ciela cause she’s smoking hot and has huge knockers. They like you cause goths are hot, lesbians are hot, and goth lesbians are the best thing ever. They like me cause even bigger knockers, oh and they like Kali cause she’s like super cute, but also huge knockers.”

“Ok Jenny, that’s gotta be it.” Sarah laughed. Jenny was also so positive. She wasn’t worried at all about the upcoming challenge. Of course Jenny had little fear of an elimination exit, but still, Sarah knew how much Jenny cared about everyone else.

“Ok Ms. Fuckable, we have 15 minutes left. That’s enough time to test my theory.”

“Wait, what theory?” Sarah knew she couldn’t be talking about the MVP rankings.

Instead of answering Jenny pushed Sarah’s legs apart and started licking her slit. Suddenly it didn’t matter to Sarah what Jenny meant, all that mattered was that she was with her lover.

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Alexandra was sitting with Valerie and Isla, “Ok. Strategy time.”

Valerie frowned, “Can you really strategize for Feud?”

“Uh….maybe? Ok no. But we have to talk about Isla’s punishment. If the other team is smart they will use it. Valerie, you ok with helping? As soon as they trigger it we need you to start sucking.”

Valerie nodded and grabbed Isla’s hand, “Ya. I got it.”

Isla rubbed her chin, “Does the order matter? We can probably arrange ourselves however we like.”

“I think I have to be first,” Alexandra said, “but otherwise I think you are right. Still, it’s basically random right? It shouldn’t matter.”

“Actually Izzy is right. She should be last. Cause of the MOO! Except I was going to say I should be second, I love game shows…but no you are right. I should be beside her. Kali and Beatriz probably don’t matter who is first.” Valerie added.

“Right, ok looks like time is just about up. Better head out.” Alexandra led the others to the stage. Walking out they found it had been transformed into the Family Feud stage. Instead of Family names the teams were called Sluts and Bitches. Stay classy Harem Hotel. They found Stephanie on stage and she directed them to team Sluts. Kali and Beatriz came soon after, both looking a little dishevelled. Team Bitches arrived soon after. Jenny and Sarah looked happy. Ciela and Yaz looked nervous.

In a poof of blue smoke Trinity appeared centre stage, “Welcome everyone to Harem Feud! I’m your host Trinity Stuart. Without further ado give me Alexandra, give me Jenny!”

Well that was her cue, Alexandra walked over to the podium and smiled at Jenny. In front of each of them was a buzzer.

“I’m going to read the topic, buzz in after I finish speaking. If you get the most popular answer, your team gets to play. If not, the other player gets a chance to pass you. Ok, are you ready?”

Alexandra nodded, hand poised to strike. Time for the first round to begin.

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Beatriz watched anxiously as Alexandra and Jenny squared off. She thought she’d done it, completely avoiding elimination. Yet if they lost this challenge they could all get eliminated. Trinity was ready and announced the survey, “We surveyed 100 alternate reality Eric’s. We asked, ‘Name your favourite sex position’ top 6 answers on the board.”

Alexandra immediately slammed her hand down on the buzzer, beating Jenny by milliseconds. “Cowgirl!” She shouted out.

They all looked up at the scoreboard. The number 1 flipped over, it read ‘Cowgirl 43’

1 Cowgirl - 43

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“Whoo!” Valerie shouted. Beatriz giggled at her teammates' excitement. It was good to have the first chance, but they didn’t have any points yet. She just hoped they could pull through. Not that she wanted anyone on the other team to lose either, but if she had to pick, she’d protect Kali over anyone else.

Alexandra took her place beside Kali and Trinity came over to their side. She stood in front of Kali, “Hi Kali. How are you doing?”

“Good, thank you Trinity.”

“Excellent. So what do you think of cowgirl, fancy trying that with Eric?” Trinity asked. Beatriz briefly had a vision of Kali riding him while he ate her out and she played with Kali’s breasts. Kali was still adjusting to the transformation, but Beatriz was 100% on board.

Kali blushed, “Uh…well...um…I hadn’t thought about it actually.”

“Oh you’ll love it. Huge cock. Feels awesome. Anyway, let’s keep going. We asked 100 alternate reality Eric’s, name your favourite sex position.”

Kali furrowed her brow, “Um. Missionary?”

Trinity looked at the board, “Show me missionary!” Instead of a tile flipped a large X appeared. “Oh, too bad. Ok, Beatriz your turn. What do you think?”

Beatriz tried to think of how she’d fucked Eric in the past. They had done missionary of course, but it did say favourite. Alexandra was right about cowgirl, hmm…, “Uh...Doggy?” She guessed.

Again Trinity looked up and they saw #3 flip over to reveal, ‘Doggy - 14’

1 Cowgirl - 43

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3 Doggy - 14

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“Great job Beatriz. Ok, Valerie you are up.” Beatriz sighed in relief. At least she’d gotten one of them. Still it was a big jump between 1 and 3. 4,5,6 couldn’t have very many responses. These were alternate reality Eric’s after all. What if they had some totally different names for sex positions? What if they had different sex organs all together?

Valerie hummed for a moment, “Oh uh blowjob!”

Trinity grinned, “Is that really a sex position? Hmm, let’s see if the 100 Eric’s agree…show me blowjobs!” The board dinged and #5 flipped over, “Blowjob/Oral - 4’

1 Cowgirl - 43

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3 Doggy - 14

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5 Blowjob/Oral - 4

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Isla was up next. Trinity asked her but before she could answer Jenny yelled out, “It’s milking time!”

Beatriz watched in horror and Valerie desperately pulled down Isla’s top and clamped down on one breast, furiously trying to help Isla speak. She did her best, but it wasn’t enough. They all heard a buzzer. “MOO!” Isla wailed. A second X appeared on the scoreboard.

“Oh I’m sorry, ran out of time there, Isla. Better luck next time. Ok Alexandra, two strikes. If you get one more the other team can steal. Name Eric’s favourite position, go!”

Alexandra hesitated. Beatriz was glad it was Alexandra and not her, she didn’t know that she could handle the pressure. Suddenly Alexandra smiled and shouted, “Reverse cowgirl!”

The board dinged, #2 flipped over, ‘Reverse cowgirl - 24’.

1 Cowgirl - 43

2 Reverse cowgirl - 24

3 Doggy - 14

4

5 Blowjob/Oral - 4

6

They were up to 85 points and only two answers remained. It was all up to Kali now. Kali who had never slept with Eric and wasn’t necessarily aware of his preferences…oh no. Beatriz suddenly had an idea and wanted to whisper an answer to her but Trinity stopped her with a glare.

“Now then, Kali. It’s up to you. We asked 100 alternate reality Eric’s, name your favourite sex position.”

“Umm…spooning?” Kali tried. Unfortunately three big X’s appeared on the board.

“Oh I’m sorry, that’s not up there. Sorry team sluts, let’s go see if team bitches can steal.”

Trinity walked over to Jenny who had been discussing with her team, “So Jenny, does your team have an answer?”

Jenny grabbed her chest and lifted it up, “Oh ya. We are going with titfucks.”

Trinity pointed to the board, “Show me tittyfucking!”

There was a pause, then a loud ding. #4 flipped over, ‘Titfuck - 12’

1 Cowgirl - 43

2 Reverse cowgirl - 24

3 Doggy - 14

4 Titfuck - 12

5 Blowjob/Oral - 4

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“Congratulations team bitches steals and earns 97 points! Let’s reveal the final answer.” The board dinged again and the last option flipped, ‘Scissoring - 3’

1 Cowgirl - 43

2 Reverse cowgirl - 24

3 Doggy - 14

4 Titfuck - 12

5 Blowjob/Oral - 4

6 Scissoring - 3

Fuck, that had been her idea. Beatriz smacked her own forehead. Why hadn’t she just whispered it to Kali anyway? Trinity never said it wasn’t in the rules. But that glare…Beatriz knew that Trinity was on their side. Any shenanigans on her part were definitely the result of the producers. Had Trinity been trying to warn her? Too late now, what was done, was done.

“Huh? That’s not fair. Why would Eric say that?” Alexandra complained.

Trinity smiled, “Well don’t you remember Erica? Some of the alternate reality Eric’s are women. Don’t be sour just because you lost Alexandra.” Trinity walked back to the centre, “Right give me Kali, give me Sarah,” Both women jogged up to the platform. Beatriz crossed her fingers, come on Kali you got this.

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Isla sighed. It was partially her fault they’d lost the last round. Well, maybe Jenny’s too. Still the punishment was only there because of her past behaviour. She had to accept some responsibility for it. Well now she was in the clear. It could only be triggered once per round, so this time she’d get an answer out. She watched Sarah and Kali prepare. Trinity waved to the board and the next question was revealed.

“Alright we surveyed 100 horny frat guys, Name another word for breasts. Top 5 answers on the board.”

Both women tried to hit their buzzers but Sarah beat Kali out, “Boobs!” She yelled. The board dinged, #2 ‘Boobs - 27’

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2 Boobs 27

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Trinity looked to Kali, “Chance to steal. Go ahead.”

“Tits?” Kali suggested. The board dinged again, #1 ‘Tits - 34’

1 Tits 34

2 Boobs 27

3 Mammaries 14

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“Off to a great start,” Trinity said, “Top two answers already gone. Ok let’s go to Beatriz, can you keep this momentum?”

“Mammarries?” She tried. Another ding. #3 - Mammaries - 14.

“Wow, top 3 already. Valerie, can you keep it up?” Trinity asked.

Valerie looked over at Isla, then back to Trinity, “Um, milkers?” Isla nearly snorted, at least she was helpful now.

Trinity looked at the board, “Alright, show me milkers!”

Another ding, #5 turned over, Milkers - 8

1 Tits 34

2 Boobs 27

3 Mammaries 14

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5 Milkers 8

Trinity went up to Isla, “Well you didn’t have the chance to answer last time, but they can’t trigger you again this whole round so take your time. Well, not too much time. So one answer left, no strikes. What do you got?”

Isla looked down at her chest, then up at the board. Of course she could think of lots of other names for her breasts. The problem was trying to think like the survey audience. Horny frat guys huh….oh, she had an idea. “Umm….Udders?”

A buzz sounded, “Sorry the producers lumped that in with Milkers. Try again.”

“Ok, umm…” Think Isla think, “Funbags?”

The board dinged, #4 -Funbags - 11

1 Tits 34

2 Boobs 27

3 Mammaries 14

4 Funbags 11

5 Milkers 8

Trinity jumped up and down, “Wow! A clean sweep! Congratulations sluts!” Isla breathed a sigh of relief. Not only had she not fucked things up, she’d helped her team win this time. Still, it wasn’t over yet. “Alright team sluts has 94 points on the board team. The current score is 94 Sluts - 97 Bitches. Still anyone's game. Ok time for our third round. This time points are worth double! Ok let’s see Beatriz and Ciela up here!”

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The two women walked up to the centre, Ciela looked down at the floor for a moment. She was torn. She wanted to win, of course she did. But she also wanted Beatriz to win. This was so hard, like she was being pulled in too many different directions. She wanted to do right by everyone on the show. It felt like a no-win. Of course she could lose on purpose and try to convince Jenny to eliminate her, but even that option had problems. She didn’t think Eric would like that, and while she wanted to meet the needs of all the girls, Eric’s needs just felt like a priority. Oh, Trinity was talking to her. What did she say? Ciela shook her head, ok she would try to win for now. She smiled at Trinity, hopefully she’d just been saying hi.

Trinity waved her hand and the board was reset, “Ok. We surveyed 100 other Harem Hotel contestants, ‘What’s the most fun thing to do with another woman? Top 5 answers on the board.’”

Beatriz was a blur as she slapped her buzzer, “Pussy..um pussy licking!” She blurted out.

Trinity giggled, “Ok, show me some pussy licking!”

The board dinged, #3 - Oral Sex - 12

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3 Oral Sex 12

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Beatriz was shocked, “No way! It’s gotta be higher than that. Who are these women?”

Trinity rolled her eyes, “You know not everyone is gay right? Lots of exclusively straight women out there. This show isn’t a demographic sample.”

“Fine, whatever. Ciela see if you can do better.” Beatriz looked like she was trying to cross her arms over her chest, but fumbled as she got close. Instead she crossed them under and stared her opponent down.

Ciela hadn’t actually spent a lot of time with the other women yet, but she knew her tv tropes at least. What did women always seem to want to do in rom-coms? “Um, well, maybe go shopping?” Ciela guessed.

Ding, #1 Shopping - 42

1 Shopping - 42

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3 Oral Sex 12

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“Great job Ciela!” Trinity clapped. Ciela went back to her spot and Trinity walked over to see Yaz, “So Yaz,” Trinity said, forgetting about her punishment. Yaz shook as she came, “Ooops. Sorry Yaz, that wasn’t the script, that was all me. At least I’m not on your team.”

Yaz caught her breath and then nodded, “It’s ok. I get it. Accidents happen.”

“Ok Yaz, take a moment to recover. Can you tell me your answer?” Trinity asked.

Yaz might have been a little off after her orgasm, but Ciela knew her brain pop shouldn’t affect that that much after just one, “Ummm…eat ice cream?” Ciela cringed as Yaz spoke, she knew that wouldn’t be up there.

A blaring noise went off and a large X appeared on the board, “Sorry Yaz. Ok Jenny, you are up.”

Jenny smiled, “Well I’m with Beatriz…but since that’s already gone, I guess just like sit around and talk.”

Trinity pointed to the board, “Show me ‘like sit around and talk’!” The board dinged, #2 Talk/Gossip - 31

1 Shopping - 42

2 Talk/Gossip - 31

3 Oral Sex 12

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“Great job Jenny. Over to you Sarah. What do you think? After you are done licking her pussy, talking and shopping, what’s next?”

Sarah shrugged, “Umm… well I know what I’d say, but probably not a lot of chess masters in harem hotel. Ok, uh what about just making out? Or does oral cover all sex?”

Trinity laughed, “Well I should hope not. Oral is great but it’s not the be all and end all. Ok, let’s see, show me makeout!”

The board dinged again, #5 Makeout - 3

1 Shopping - 42

2 Talk/Gossip - 31

3 Oral Sex 12

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5 Makeout - 3

“Ok, one final one left on the board. Ciela back to you. What do you have for us?”

Ciela rubbed her chin, “Um. Play a game? Like a video game.” She knew these girls had done that lots of times, it seemed like a good guess to her.

Trinity nodded, “Great guess. Let’s see…show me play a game!” Another X appeared on the board. “Oh too bad. Well back to Yaz. One answer left, two strikes. What’ll it be?”

Yaz tried to shake the cobwebs from her mind, “Fuck I need a drink.”

Trinity stared at her, “Is that your answer?”

Yaz looked at her confused, “Uh. Ya. Get a drink together.”

Trinity pointed to the board, “Get a drink!”

Ding #4 Drink - 5

1 Shopping - 42

2 Talk/Gossip - 31

3 Oral Sex 12

4 Drink 5

5 Makeout - 3

“93 points on the board, let’s double it to 186. Team Bitches is up to 283 points, vs Team Sluts at 94. Still no winner so we go to the final round. Points are now tripled. Ok let’s see Valerie and Yaz!”

Ciela watched Yaz walk up to the podium. They were so close to winning now, almost any score would do. She knew of three ways she could intervene in this coming round. Two to hurt the other team, and one to hurt her own. She tried to weigh her options. Whose elimination would result in maximum happiness for Eric, and for the rest of the harem as a whole?

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“Alright we surveyed 100 past and present Harem Hotel Hosts, Name the best part of Harem Hotel. Top 3 answers on the board.

Valerie buzzed in before Yaz had a chance to react, “The transformations!” It was obvious to her, that’s what really got them, and the audience, going after all.

Ding #1 Transformations - 62

1 Transformations 62

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Valerie tried not to look smug as she headed back to her spot. It wasn’t over yet just because she’d found the top answer. They still needed more points if they were going to win this thing, and to avoid letting Team Bitches steal.

“Great job Valerie. Now then Isla you should have no trouble answering this one, seeing as you are a former host yourself. So, what’s the best part?”

Before Isla could answer Ciela shouted across the room, “Isla! Don’t answer that.” Valerie gasps and stared Ciela down. Ciela had always seemed so nice, why would she hurt her own sister like that? Everyone knew Isla couldn’t refuse her sister's request. Valerie looked at the others, everyone seemed shocked that Ciela would do that. Even Ciela herself seemed shocked. Isla opened her mouth and closed it over and over but couldn’t speak. She just shook her head as the buzzer went off.

“Sorry Isla, tough break. Alexandra, you are up next.”

Alexandra glared at Ciela, but didn’t have time to dwell on it. “I don’t know, fucking with us?”

Trinity pointed to the board, “Show me fucking with contestants!”

Ding #2 - Fucking with the contestants 30

1 Transformations 62

2 Fucking with the contestants 30

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“Wow a lot of consensus there. Just one left and it’s worth 8 at most. But with that both teams are in a position to win. If either team gets this final clue, they will win. Kali, you are up.”

Kali started to reply, “Well I guess…” before he could finish Ciela shouted again.

“Kali you don’t have permission to speak!”

Valerie couldn’t react fast enough. What was going on with Ciela? She opened her mouth to give Kali permission to speak again but Alexandra beat her to it. Unfortunately Alexandra was also too slow. The buzzer dinged. Two strikes.

“What is your problem Ciela?” Valerie shouted. She was glaring across at her and didn’t even notice Trinity approach. Trinity put a hand on her arm, startling her.

“Valerie, please…” Trinity had a pleading look in her eyes. Of course the producers were probably looking for any excuse to hand out more punishments before the end. Valerie took a deep breath and nodded at Trinity. She kept her mouth shut as Trinity went over to Beatriz.

“All up to you now Beatriz.” Trinity told her.

“I don’t know, being a pervy voyeur? Watching us all get it on.”

“Show me being a perv!” Trinity pointed to the board. Three X’s appeared. “Sorry, now we go to team bitches for the steal. Jenny do you have an answer, if you get this, you win”

“Ok Trinity, we’re going to go with, Coming up with new challenges.”

“Ah great guess, well let’s see what the hosts think. Show me challenges!”

DING #3 Exercising Creativity/New Challenges - 4

1 Transformations 62

2 Fucking with the contestants 30

3 Exercising Creativity/New Challenges 4

Valerie couldn’t believe it. They’d lost. They’d have to face the Fast Money challenge and win, or else all of them could be eliminated. Since they couldn’t earn VP any more, any significant loss here could spell eventual doom for all of them.

She wasn’t sure why Ciela had done it. Maybe just because their team had more players. If they lost Fast Money, at least it would be split 5 ways instead of 4. She was a little angry, but she had to believe there was another reason for Ciela’s behaviour she just couldn’t see. Being a fairly vindictive person herself, she recognized that Ciela was nothing like her. Valerie resolved then to forgive Ciela, no matter what happened next.

“Team Bitches has won! Congratulations to all of you, now…”

“I’m sorry,” Ciela shouted, interrupting Trinity, “It’s just that…”

Trinity cut her off, “No, I’m sorry you’ll have to explain later. The show goes on. Time for the final round. Alexandra, pick someone to play with you, this does not have to be the person you plan to eliminate later. This will determine how many VP you lose.”

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Alexandra gulped, she looked over at her team. She didn’t want this responsibility. It was too much. If she did poorly in this challenge they could lose enough VP to get eliminated. Since Trinity had said no VP could be earned anymore, even a few VP lost could result in trouble for Kali, Beatriz or Isla.

Isla was definitely out as a partner. Kali too. She couldn’t risk either of them being weaponized against them. She thought interfering to win the competition was one thing, nobody would actually try to get them eliminated. Still, better not to risk it. Beatriz was smart, but such a perv that Alexandra decided she’d be better off with Valerie. Who knows, Beatriz might get distracted and try to grope Trinity instead of answering.

Valerie had to go backstage while Alexandra was led to the centre of the room by Trinity. “Now then I’m going to ask you 5 questions. We’ve surveyed 100 random humans. I’m going to ask you for the top answer. You can say pass if you don’t know and I’ll come back. Only 15 seconds on the clock. Ready?” Alexandra nodded. “Ok, How many times a week does the average person have sex?”

“3 times”

“How long is the average penis?”

“6 inches”

“What is the most common bra cup size sold in the US?”

“DD”

“How many times per week does the average person masturbate?”

“Uh…uh…10?” Alexandra gulped. That was definitely wrong.

“On a scale of 1 to 10 how attractive do you find yourself?”

“7” Just as she finished speaking, the buzzer went off.

“Good job getting all the way through. Let’s see how you did.”

Trinity turned Alexandra around to face the board. One by one her answers were revealed along with the score.

3 times - 42

6 inches - 24

DD - 13

10 - 1

7 - 54

“Well Alexandra you got 134. Well done. Valerie only needs 66 to win and prevent any VP loss. Let’s bring her out now.” Trinity waved Alexandra away and magically summoned Valerie. “Alright Valerie you need just 66 points. If you repeat an answer I’ll buzz and you can guess again. You have 20 seconds.”

Alexandra bit her lip as she watched. Please Valerie, pull through!

“How many times a week does the average person have sex?”

“10”

10! What the hell Valerie. Average person, not average harem member.

“How long is the average penis?”

“7 inches”

Oh no Valerie! Alexandra had screwed up picking her. These were sex related questions and Valerie had been a virgin before coming here. She couldn’t possibly think 7 inches was average, could she?

“What is the most common bra cup size sold in the US?”

“DD,” BUZZZ!!! “Oh uh fuck. D”

Alexandra sighed, at least she agreed with her there. Still, things weren’t looking good.

“How many times per week does the average person masturbate?”

“Twice”

“On a scale of 1 to 10 how attractive do you find yourself?”

“10..no 7…no uh 10.” Valerie looked flustered as time ran out. Trinity smiled and pointed to the board.

“Let’s see how you did. You said 10 times, audience says….0.”

10 times - 0

7 inches -

D -

Twice-

10 -

Trinity continued, “Average penis you said 7, audience says…0”

10 times - 0

7 inches - 0

D -

Twice-

10 -

“Oh no Valerie, things aren’t looking good. Not looking good. Most common bra size you said D, audience gives you 12. Ok, well you are on the board now, just 54 more.”

10 times - 0

7 inches - 0

D - 12

Twice -

10 -

How many times per week does the average person masturbate? You said twice, the audience says…20.

10 times - 0

7 inches - 0

D - 12

Twice - 20

10 -

Finally how attractive do you find yourself…you said 10. Audience says…10. I’m so sorry, you did not win.” Alexandra’s heart dropped. All of them would lose VP they could never get back. It wasn’t fair to blame it on Valerie, she’d done her best just like Alexandra had.

10 times - 0

7 inches - 0

D - 12

Twice - 20

10 - 10

With a final score of 176, you are short by 24. Dividing by 5, rounding to make even, you all lose 5VP.

Alexandra 134 -5 = 129

Kali 107 - 5 = 102

Beatriz 110 - 5 = 105

Valerie 122 -5 = 117

Isla 113 - 5 = 108

“Now it is time Alexandra. Who is going to be removed from the competition? Remember that since you are all above 100 VP this is not an elimination transformation, just an exit transformation. Although the transformations will get more beneficial as the competition progresses,” Trinity waved her hand and time froze. Alexandra blinked and looked around, the two of them were the only ones moving, “You can deliberate for as long as you want. I’ll restart time as soon as you like. If you touch a teammate they will unfreeze so you can talk to them. Touch them again to refreeze them if you want to talk to them one at a time.”

Alexandra hesitated. SHe really didn’t want to be in this position. She immediately tapped kali on the shoulder. Kali had always been the responsible one, she would know what to do.

“What’s going on, why is everyone frozen?’ Kali asked. Alexandra explained the situation, “Oh, well it’s an easy decision. Pick me. Honestly that’s the selfish answer. But yes, please pick me.”

“How is that selfish?” Alexandra asked.

“We can’t gain VP right? I’m at 102. If I play another round…I might end up below 100, with an elimination instead of an exit. You know it’s the right call.” Kali was very matter of fact, she seemed very sure of her decision.

Alexandra looked at Beatriz, “But…”

Kali shook her head, “Don’t worry about Beatriz. Yes. She’ll be upset. I’ll make her understand. This isn’t your fault,” Kali pulled the immunity totem out from her skirt where she’d tucked it in and handed it to Alexandra, “Here. It’s transferable. Give it to Beatriz.”

Alexandra sighed, relieved to have the decision taken away from her. She accepted the token and turned to Trinity, “Trinity. I’m ready. I’m going to eliminate Kali.”

Trinity snapped her fingers and time resumed, “Alright everyone, Kali has been eliminated from the competition. She ends with 102 VP and will receive an exit transformation after the competition has completed. Kali, please take a seat beside your Master.” The platform that housed Eric’s throne suddenly expanded and a cushion appeared on the floor beside the platform. Kali nodded and headed to kneel beside the throne.

“Kali!” Beatriz cried out.

“It’s ok Bea, I wanted this. Win it for me.” Kali winked at her. Alexandra still felt a little guilty but didn’t have time to dwell on it, Trinity was moving the show along.

“Alright, wasn't that fun?” Nobody answered her of course. She smiled and snapped her fingers and the Family Feud set disappeared. She turned to face Eric and the audience, “I bet you are wondering what comes next? Well first we have to pick new teams….now who should pick…oh, Felicia, having fun on your pole?”

“Fuck you.” Came the whispered response.

“Now, don’t be so mean. After all, I’m going to let you pick the teams. Just make them even numbers, no other rules. Well except that if you refuse…well, don’t do that,” Trinity hesitated and then softly added, “Please.”

Felicia grunted, “Fine. Ciela Isla Yaz and Sarah together.”

“Perfect,” Trinity smiled, “That puts Alexandra, Jenny, Beatriz and Valerie on the other team. Oh, Felicia, do you want to name the teams and their captains?”

Felicia rolled her eyes, “Ciela can be captain on Team Fuck You and Valerie can be captain on Team Fuck You Too.”

“Excellent choices. Now then, what is the next game? You’ll find out, after this commercial break!” All the avatars in the audience disappeared, “Whew. One round done,” Trinity sighed, “Ok. The ad is for a new season of Harem Hotel that just dropped. Sorry you don’t actually get a break this time. Just enough time for us to get ready for the new contest.”

Trinity started snapping her fingers and Alexandra couldn’t keep up with all the changes, before she knew it was, the ad was over and it was time for round 2.